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Old 08-28-2019, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by P-man View Post
I hope I'm not the only person who saw the thread title and thought, "what kind of parent would put their baby in a competition like this?"
No, the proper rearing cycle is that once they start to crawl, you find a jungle and leave them somewhere in the middle with a flint knife. If they make their way back out before the age of two, then you can start training them to be a strongman - but by that point they're no longer a baby.