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Old 09-10-2019, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by terentii View Post
The man was married three times, and apparently no one ever thought this was suspicious.

"Well, you see, Your Honor, my first wife died from eating poison mushrooms. My second wife died from eating poison mushrooms. My third wife died from a crushed skull. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms...."
Come to think of it, whatever happened to Hop Sing, the Cartrights' cook?