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Old 01-29-2013, 01:18 PM
Elmer J. Fudd is offline
Join Date: Nov 1999
Posts: 1,616
Originally Posted by elucidator View Post
Sure, you make fun, but when was the last time you were charged by a rogue asparagus? Or stalked by a celery? You'd be damned glad to have serious firepower!
Celery? We want to learn how to defend ourselves against celery, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!