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Old 07-12-2016, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by pulykamell View Post
Zombie notwithstanding, why are you cooking it? Or do mean merely warming it up a bit to speed up fermentation?
Considering their only source of heat is the hot water tap in their cell, they aren't so much cooking it as heating to aid fermentation.

Originally Posted by Velocity View Post the need for alcohol that desperate?
You don't know the half of it. A cop at one of those anti drug seminars explained some of the bad shit people were doing for a high or to get drunk. Take a foot long loaf of french bread, trim the ends to make a cylinder, pour a bottle of liquid shoe polish through the bread, drink what comes out at the bottom.

Originally Posted by Gilbert1984 View Post
The original article contains this epic quote (epic to speakers of English English as opposed to American English)

"the Peter J. Pitchess Detention Center in Santa Clarita Valley -- hatched a scheme to let inmates pick grapes at a winery and shag golf balls at a local driving range."

I didn't know it was physically possible to "shag golf balls".
Yeah, I caught that one.