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Old 07-31-2009, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by palindromemordnilap View Post
1) As a kid I had a joke book with this riddle:

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't, you get down from a duck.
The riddle that haunted, yes, haunted me for years was:

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?"

Answer? Pilgrims!

I think I figured this one out about 10 years after I heard it.