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Old 03-28-2006, 08:18 AM
CalMeacham CalMeacham is offline
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Location: Massachusetts
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"Harlequin ichthyosis" sounds like when your romance novel gets covered with white spots.

"Harlequin Baby" sounds like a freebie small romance novel they give away to get you hooked on them.

I'm not even close to right in either case, am I?

I don't think I want to see what they really are.
"Mr. Chambers! Don't get on the ship! We translated the book, and it's a TENNIS MANUAL!"