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Old 08-19-2000, 10:56 PM
Derleth Derleth is offline
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Missoula, Montana, USA
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::Flies over in flying boat, lands near the lifeboat.::

Hey, you can't have a good party without something stronger than beer!

::Tosses some cases over to the lifeboat. The cases float, and they have ropes for easy towing. Smart, ain't I?::

The brown bottles are whiskey, the clear ones are vodka, the green ones are absinthe. Or not, it depends on the jurisdiction.

::Notices crazed primates. Tosses them some bananas. Laughs as they grab wildly for them, eating them as fast as they can peels and all.::

Have fun! The plane's autopilot will be set to follow the party, in case something more interesting happens.
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If you don't stop to analyze the snot spray, you are missing that which is best in life. - Miller
I'm not sure why this is, but I actually find this idea grosser than cannibalism. - Excalibre, after reading one of my surefire million-seller business plans.