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Old 05-18-2001, 02:00 PM
slortar slortar is offline
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Kalamazoo, MI
Posts: 5,142
Happens all the time. Nothing quite like waking up to Keith Sweat blasting through the walls and/or floor about 4 hours before you have to leave for work.

Usually when that happens, I tip the speakers of my stereo flat against the offending partition and treat them to a solid hour or two of Nurse With Wound at high volume. Sometimes when I'm feeling really cruel, Treponem Pal's "Soft Mouth Vagina." ("Taste the hole among the FLESH!!! LICK THE JUICE THAT FLOWS FROM EEETTT!!!! SUCK MY VAGINA COOZE!!!! YOU'LL FEEL IT IN YOUR PRICK!!! nauseum...)