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Old 02-01-2013, 07:35 PM
Euphonious Polemic is offline
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Close, but not quite.

You see, if there had been many more guns in Eugene OR, and indeed at the Indra's Internet Lounge, then obviously, the establishment would have been better prepared for customers with guns. This would have entailed gun holders in each bathroom stall, and next to each urinal.

Because guns are still fairly rare in Eugene OR, that means that fine establishments like Indra's Internet Lounge do not have bathroom gun racks. If only there were more guns, we would clearly help eradicate senseless accidents like this one. Please note that this could happen to anyone- there is NO need, I repeat NO NEED for any gun safety courses. This would just lead to a slippery slope of courses, more courses, registration, confiscation and finally Hitler.