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Old 03-24-2020, 10:24 PM
aceplace57 is offline
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NYC coronavirus sex guidelines

This is one directive that I will easily follow. They didn't even need to tell me. Nope, that Ain't going to happen. Ever.

So, to sum up...
‘Stay at least six feet from other people, and be sure not to lick anyone’s anus.' And you'll remain healthy.

Where would we be without the wisdom from the CDC?
“Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth,” the city warned in the section titled, “Take care during sex.”

Eagle-eyed Twitter users, naturally, had a field day with the bizarre bullet point, whipping it into the butt of jokes online.

Last edited by aceplace57; 03-24-2020 at 10:29 PM.