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Old 11-18-2016, 11:06 AM
watchwolf49 watchwolf49 is offline
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"Mr President ... Mr President ... the Russians have launched thousands of thermo-nuclear missiles at us ... where are the codes ... where are the codes?"

"I have them right here ... 'loaf of bread, gallon of milk and pick up some Ho-Hos for Chelsea -- Hill' ... uh oh ... that explains why that staffer said she couldn't find any Minuteman II's ... "

ETA: You'd think those junior officers at the bottom of the missile silos would have the codes too ... but I'd be guessing about that

Last edited by watchwolf49; 11-18-2016 at 11:09 AM. Reason: "I was wondering about that ... "