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Old 12-17-2012, 03:06 PM
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The 12 Pains of Christmas

Holy Shit! It's Christmas

Walking in an Essex Wonderland

You can make an ornament from a Bud Can
And then yous can hang it from the tree
'Sherry are you pregnant?', she'll say 'No man'
But I'm 13 so ain't it time to be?
We're calling Donnie up in jail
We're raising money to post his bail
Our neighbor is cranked and Uncle Jimmy is tanked
We're walking in an Essex Wonderland

Happy Holidays Hon