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Old 07-22-2019, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by JohnT View Post
Nothing speaks to one's innocence more than beginning a convo with a list of rules one hasn't broken.

"Officer, I surely wasn't speeding and that kicking you hear in my trunk is merely the muffler, and this is ketchup on my shirt."
Reminds me of a certain public official crowing about being a "stable genius." Just as genuine stable geniuses/genii don't feel a need to tout the fact, neither do genuine non-socks/trolls.
Forget gravity, black holes, dark matter and all those bit players; irony is by far the most powerful force in the universe.