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Old 01-20-2019, 08:05 PM
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After reading this thread, I asked my neighbor if she had a house key with her.

"Why? It's not like we lock up... John, do we have any idea where a key even is? (John shrugged) Y'know, I really don't know if I've ever seen one. We must have gotten a key or two when we bought the house, what was that, thirty-some years ago? But if you said we didn't, I couldn't prove you wrong."