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Old 12-04-2009, 09:16 PM
melodyharmonius is offline
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Originally Posted by Chez Guevara View Post
For the avoidance of doubt, my job description specifically excludes the cropping of external protuberances from the male form.

In fact, I am not required to even look at them (Contract AW/CG/091204 subsection 4.1 paragraph 9(1)(b) refers).
*watches male readers cross their legs at the use of the word *crop* when referring to their manhood.*

I'll be happy to review and artfully adjust any NSFW pics from my male counterparts.