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Old 10-14-2015, 02:36 PM
Dallas Jones is offline
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Orygun forest
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Originally Posted by Grrr! View Post
Dear HR,

Don't ask for volunteers to play in your sexual harassment skit and then when you don't get any volunteers, (hint because nobody wants to humiliate themselves) shove a script in front of unwilling participants,forcing them to play along.

And while we're at it, I don't want to shake the hand of the random stranger sitting next to me and tell him something interesting about myself.

Stop it with your nonsense!
Hey new employee!

Tell us 3 things about yourself and one of them must be a lie. And we will guess which one isn't true!

Won't that be a fun way for us all to get to know you???

"Well, Ok."

1. I killed both my mother and father when I was very young and the record has been expunged.

2. I was homeless for 2 months one time.

3. I am a Secret Shopper plant from your biggest competitor. Here to steal from you. Corporate spy.

"Oh, come on!. You don't look like you were ever homeless!"

You got me, HR department.