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Old 06-04-2019, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Beckdawrek View Post
Oh, god! Not Abbey Lee Miller and the Dance Moms. A----gain. Wtf?
I can't believe it.
I know... I mean, when those Dance Moms show up, that's when we call Abbey by all her names, just like her mother did when she was little.

And what's with the Dance Moms bringing Juice Boxes as snacks? Hellooo, you're giving those future prima donnas High Fructose Corn Syrup? I thought Abbey and Katelyn at least would opt for organic cold-pressed cider.

I swear, I'm SO pulling little Juniper from dance and signing her up for Semaphore Squad. Junie's private career counselor claims that two years of flags will lock her into a scholarship to UPenn. So don't think I won't, Abbey Lee!