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Old 09-07-2019, 11:56 AM
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A couple from my college bookstore days:

"Where are the blue books?" Usually asked within five feet of the large blue book display, right under the big "BLUE BOOKS" sign hanging from the ceiling. (My guess was that a significant portion of the people asking had no idea what a "blue book" was, they were just told in a class that they needed to go buy one at the bookstore for an upcoming exam.)

More than once I had a college girl come up to me with an article of clothing in her hand and ask me "If you were a guy, would you wear this?" (Hint: the dumb part of the question wasn't the "would you wear this" part.)
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