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Old 05-10-2019, 08:14 PM
Steve MB is offline
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Originally Posted by jayjay View Post
They all think they're Batman and their enemies (i.e., liberals) are campy-60s-Batman's rogues gallery.
"Could be any one of them, but which one?"
"Not one, Commissioner. This 'grocery store clerk' is clearly the prelude to an entire sininster shopping list."
"It begins with the soloist, who sings solos, which as you can plainly see is but one letter removed from--"
"Soros! Holy Hungarian horror!"
"Yes, old chum, and that is only the beginning. Next we have a chemist, who selects and mixes the contents of bottles much like a bartender."
"AOC!" (shudder)
"No doubt."
"But who is the strike-replacement teacher?"
"Obviously, the strike-replacement teacher picks up where the regular teacher left off with the textbooks--"
"Books? Cory Booker!"
"Precisely. Now, we come to the most sinister foe of all, the 'interrupted' director left biding his time."
Several gasps. "Joe Biden!
"I'm afraid so. We've been given the plainest warning. They're working together to take over...."
"Take over the Congress?"
"Any two of them would try that."
"The Congress and the states?"
"If it were three of them, I would say yes, but four? Their minimum objective must be... the White House itself!"
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