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Old 05-15-2019, 10:08 PM
Ukulele Ike is offline
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Originally Posted by Kobal2 View Post
Who the hell would want to be in the Space Force if they could be space pirates instead ? Space pirates are 276% cooler than Space Marines, I'm sorry but it's true, I've done the math.
Wait...are these space pirates Ted is worried about actually earthlings? Or rogue alien bug-eyed monsters?

He thinks we need to protect “space commerce,” but I haven’t heard of any earth criminals sufficiently advanced in technology to set themselves up in rocket ships and death rays.

I need to know soon in order to further my lifelong dream of running a hot dog stand on the moon.