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Old 11-18-2019, 01:26 PM
Annie-Xmas is offline
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Donald Trump just tweeted that he intends to dump Pense and run with Polosi as his Vice-Presidential candidate. Then he will resign and let Pelosi take over.

Apparently his first choices were Oprah and then Hilary, both of whom ssaid "re you fucking shitting me?" After the two ladies get elected, they plan to announce that they have been lovrs for years, and plan a White House legal wedding.

When that news makes Trump die of a heart attack, they plan to send a funeral wreath saying "Just Fucking Kidding You"