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Old 08-08-2019, 02:00 PM
Dallas Jones is offline
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Originally Posted by Annie-Xmas View Post
Pregnant woman goes into labor and delivers the baby two minutes later, usually in an elevator or some such place. And five minutes later, both she and the baby look "Hollywood fresh." No sweat or goo on either of them. And no baby fat on the actress, who is totally at her original weight and body look the next day.
And suddenly the baby looks 6 months old. Newborns do not look like that. But the new mother is holding a happy, clean, smiling, 6 month old baby!

"He's got your eyes!"