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Old 06-05-2019, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by kambuckta View Post

Originally Posted by digs
“And speaking of Ramadan... yes? You want to hear it? Speaking ― I’m just talking, I’ll give you a bigger Ramadan present, you’re going to be saying ‘Merry Ramadan’ again, Okay? You’re going to be able to say ‘Merry Ramadan.’

You know, you go to the stores, and they have the quarter-moons and they have the decorations made by Ed Mubarak, and they even have the oriental carpets, the whole thing. But they can’t say ‘Merry Ramadan.’ They say ‘Have a nice fast!’

I want them to say: ‘Merry Ramadan, everybody.’ They could say ‘Happy Easter’ or ‘Have a nice Spring’, or ’Ramadan Kareem’, but I like ‘Merry Ramadan.’ We’re going to say it again, folks. We are winning the War on Ramadan, it’s happening already.”
Nice, I'll give it a 9/10.
"Ed Mubarak" was a particularly nice touch.
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