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Can you speak a little louder? My heron's not that good.
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Old 11-04-2019, 09:33 AM
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You have to be careful, I heard that the mechanics in one of those service shops were robin the customers.
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Old 11-04-2019, 09:40 AM
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My cow, Miss Bossy has a stutter. Instead of sayin' "Moo" she says "Emu"
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Old 11-04-2019, 10:29 AM
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Owl say!
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Old 11-04-2019, 11:08 AM
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Yep. It's a hoot!
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Old 11-04-2019, 12:34 PM
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All these bad puns, is there really any caw for that?
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Old 11-04-2019, 06:11 PM
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They are pretty cheep, I'd say.
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Old 11-04-2019, 07:10 PM
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You'll not get a peep outta me.
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Old 11-04-2019, 07:29 PM
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These puns really are for the birds. Gotta fly, bye.
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Old 11-04-2019, 08:10 PM
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Bird puns should be ill eagle.
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Old 11-04-2019, 08:44 PM
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Well this is hawkward
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Old 11-04-2019, 10:29 PM
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Egg-zactly!
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Old 11-04-2019, 10:32 PM
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My bird lamp is feather light.
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Old 11-04-2019, 10:47 PM
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Whoa! That fact is, like, heavy, man.
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Old 11-04-2019, 10:47 PM
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So it can be lifted by a chick.
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Old 11-05-2019, 08:09 PM
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If one chick can’t lift it, toucan.
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Old 11-06-2019, 03:00 AM
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That's right, my little chickadee.
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Old 11-06-2019, 03:02 AM
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You plucked that right out of thin air.
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Old 11-06-2019, 03:43 AM
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Hope you're not feathering your nest.
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Old 11-06-2019, 04:04 AM
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How high is the nest? Do we need a crane?
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Old 11-06-2019, 11:32 AM
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I'm afraid this thread will be my albatross.
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Old 11-06-2019, 01:37 PM
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Only because you're so gullable.
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Old 11-06-2019, 01:49 PM
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I feel a little aerie, I need a sweater. Or a down-filled vest
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Old 11-06-2019, 05:28 PM
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If you want to get down, Beck, may I suggest going to a disco?
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Old 11-06-2019, 06:16 PM
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I'm 'Stayin' Alive'

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Old 11-06-2019, 07:45 PM
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In other words, you're saying, "I Will Survive"?
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Old 11-06-2019, 08:21 PM
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Yep! 'That's the Way I Like it'
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Old 11-06-2019, 09:18 PM
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I guess that'd make me a Dancing Queen.
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Old 11-06-2019, 10:20 PM
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Are you a "Native New Yorker" who wants to get down to "Funkytown"?
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Old 11-06-2019, 10:44 PM
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If you call 'BillieJean' maybe she'll go with you.
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Old 11-07-2019, 06:24 AM
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Just looked outside, and apparently It's Raining Men.
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Old 11-07-2019, 07:43 AM
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Don't stay outside in the rain or you might get Night fever.
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Old 11-07-2019, 08:12 AM
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And Night Fever has a tendency to progress to Boogie Fever.
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Old 11-07-2019, 01:35 PM
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Everybody knows you love the night life, you got to boogie on the disco ROUND, OH yeah.
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Old 11-07-2019, 05:45 PM
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That's right. You should be dancin', yeah.
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Old 11-07-2019, 11:40 PM
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Question is, are you a Dancing Queen or a Dancing Fool?

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Old 11-08-2019, 12:42 AM
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Freddy Mercury. Just sayin'
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Old 11-08-2019, 03:31 AM
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Old 11-08-2019, 08:38 AM
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Bruno Mars.
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Old 11-08-2019, 09:19 AM
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Old 11-08-2019, 09:37 AM
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Apollo Creed
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Pluto: Dog, or Planet?
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Old 11-08-2019, 10:46 AM
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Old 11-08-2019, 11:55 AM
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Sun Yat-sen.
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Old 11-08-2019, 12:40 PM
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A place in the sun sounds hot, to me.
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We could arrange for you to be followed by a moon shadow.
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Old 11-08-2019, 06:11 PM
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That would eclipse everything else.
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Old 11-08-2019, 08:18 PM
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Eclipse: Online barbershop.
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Old 11-08-2019, 09:50 PM
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Totally!
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Old 11-08-2019, 10:29 PM
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Do barbers make cutting remarks?

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