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Stuff I never thought I would say ...
The I do not want to go to work MMP


No, I say I don't want to go to work pretty much every day.
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Now that you know your cat's personality, what would you name her/him?
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Doper cooks: what did I do wrong?


You know your Hollandaise sauce is too boring, when guests do a face plant into the asparagus.
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Things You Learned/Figured Out At A Surprisingly Advanced Age
Cat peeing in the house! Help!


So it wasn't the Windex making your eyes water, huh?
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Speak to me in song titles!
Iconic song titles...diminished


That gives me an idea for a new thread!
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Now that you know your cat's personality, what would you name her/him?

I jumped off the Stratosphere






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How to guarantee your bread won't get moldy

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Five days in Las Vegas, and I don't gamble-what to do?
How bad is prison?


Cause frankly your only other options might involve prison.
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Recommend an African Birding Tour!


I know some good ones, but you're going to need a helluva fast shuttle bus.
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Old 03-06-2019, 08:31 AM
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Does anyone else get nauseous and/or slightly dizzy in certain buildings?
How bad is prison?
Things You Learned/Figured Out At A Surprisingly Advanced Age


I went to prison at age 60, and it was so bad I for nauawoua and dizzy!
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What is the cutoff point for "bitter" cold?
Is Minnesota really that cold?


What's the cutoff? I'd say South Dakota



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The closest you’ve ever come to death

That bad, huh?

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How bad is prison?
Things You Learned/Figured Out At A Surprisingly Advanced Age


I went to prison at age 60, and it was so bad I for nauawoua and dizzy!
That's what you get for brewing hooch made from fermented prunes.
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What are your "Well....yeah" political stances?

Reality leans left?





Well....yeah!
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Alex Trebek diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer
What is a "p***"?


Yup, that's p*** all right.
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Suggestions for the Beverly Hills/Hollywood area?
How bad is prison?


It's no picnic, since they eliminated monogrammed towels and made inmates sign up in advance for tennis courts.
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Medically moronic media moments.
Michael Jackson's Kids


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Is Minnesota really that cold?

[Tell me about living in] Baltimore


Well, to begin with, it's usually not as cold....
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Things that you reuse that others might recycle or trash
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Five days in Las Vegas, and I don't gamble-what to do?
American Community Survey


"Oh, I don't like gambling. I'm just going to spend my time filling out this form I got from the Census Bureau."
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I feel like climatologists need to stop predicting the future.


Well, it was getting boring saying stuff like "an even chance of more or less precipitation this spring".
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Who do you think will be the next *big* celebrity to die?

Wallace and Gromit fan thread



Not Wallace! Not Gromit!

They have so much to live for yet, so much to do, before they're reduced to common clay!



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Who do you think will be the next *big* celebrity to die?
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Did Ancient People REALLY Believe in the Ancient Gods (i.e. What We Call Mythology)?
Has any mythological creature or phenomina been later proved real


If I stick this trident where the sun don't shine, will that answer your question?
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Has any mythological creature or phenomina been later proved real
Finding someone in Canada, any ideas?


It's a big country with lots of space. For your best chance of finding someone, try Montreal during working hours.
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Which "obscure-ish" computer program made someone the most money?
Elevator buttons


You've probably never heard of them.
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Have you seen students at your school or co-workers wearing a Ash Wed Cross on forehead?
How Many Wearings?


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A Mystery That Only Death Can Solve.

It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)
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Is there a body chemistry change that makes men smell 'older'?
A squeaky-clean president but....


...he wears "Old Billy Goat" cologne?
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Old 03-09-2019, 08:31 PM
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A squeaky-clean president but....
How would urine run down a woman's leg if the legs are spread wide so there's enough space?


That's why he's squeaky-clean, because of bad aim.
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Gibberish.
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A bad, bad, bad thing has caused beckdawrek to fret.
Losing virginity in teen years


Let it go, let it go....
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Has any mythological creature or phenomina been later proved real
A squeaky-clean president but....


A squeaky-clean President is a mythical beast.
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Is road salt worth it?
A salty problem
Did the new blood pressure guidelines bring you to hypertension?


No, but all that freaking salt isn't helping.
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Buddy vs. Duff


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Nerds are Smothering American Culture!!

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Bird ID help in PNW please. Song link enclosed.
Bedbugs


Oh, cool! Do they build nests? What should I feed them?
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What was the worst defeat suffered by a president running for reelection?
Jews, Christians and Animal Sacrifice.


R.I.P., Grover Cleveland.
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Why isn't implicit differentiation using infinitesimals taught earlier?
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How does European football work?
What defenses are currently employed against affirmative-action/gender cheaters?


Newcastle United uses the 5-2-2-1 formation, but the occasional cheat still sneaks through.

"G-O-A-L!!!!!"
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Where did "Texas Toast" actually come from...and how can we put a stop to it?

Poll: Why can't I get decent toast in restaurants?

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Adam & Eve The Untold Story.


I used that line when Mrs. J. and I showed up at the beach in our new swim wear. It got plenty of laughs.
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Are there any young Dicks anymore?


I hate passwords, help me out.
What Software Do I Need?


You don't need no fancy software. Just use "admin" for your username and "password" . Easy to remember!
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Poll: How do YOU wipe your bum?
Poll: Which Old-Timey (Pre-Industrialization) Skills Do You Have? (Read OP for more info if confused)


Sadly, that's the only one.
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Being aware during surgery


If you don't pay your bills, you might be "aware during surgery", if you know what I mean.
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How do YOU wipe your bum?
How would urine run down a woman's leg if the legs are spread wide so there's enough space?


The Board is turning in an unsettling direction.
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The Milgram Experiment -- Has it been run recently?


If that's the one where you ask for volunteers...well, let me know how that works out for you.
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Alex Honnold can climb a half-mile of sheer vertical rock.
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OK, almost a half-mile.
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