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Why shouldn't all late-term abortions be legal?

Removing grease stains from clothes


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Old 02-04-2019, 01:54 PM
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God help me... my son got his driverís license today.
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Spectacular Car Crash!
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Frozen Dopers: Who is caught in the 2019 Polar Vortex and freezing their tushies off?
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The glitter is coming out in chunks rather than a spray...
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Being bad, bad, bad again!
I Was Eddie Cochran!


And he's bad, bad, Eddie Cochran,
baddest man in the whole damn ... dockran?
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Old 02-05-2019, 09:32 AM
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Five days in Las Vegas, and I don't gamble-what to do?
Anybody else habitually wear odd shoes?


"Sorry ma'am, we don't allow people to wear odd shoes on the Strip. You'll have to come with us."
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Old 02-05-2019, 09:37 AM
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How likely is it that I'll die due to sinus rinse?
Installing an outdoor water spigot


Turn that sucker on full blast and let's find out.
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Old 02-05-2019, 01:03 PM
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I Was Eddie Cochran!
Spectacular Car Crash!


Yup. That's how it worked.
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Old 02-05-2019, 03:31 PM
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I Was Eddie Cochran!
Spectacular Car Crash!


Yup. That's how it worked.
Dang! You beat me to it!
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Old 02-05-2019, 04:40 PM
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How incredibly stupid will the SOTU be?
Trump Is Killing Elephants again

Pretty stupid, but possibly entertaining?
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Old 02-05-2019, 05:34 PM
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Conflating legit obesity health warnings with "fat shaming"
Is Fox News really all that bad?


"Coming up next, grossly overweight Democrats stuff themselves while debating new taxes on sugary drinks."
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Old 02-06-2019, 08:01 AM
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What's the most interesting cat you saw today?
I Was Eddie Cochran!


He was an interesting cat.

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Old 02-06-2019, 10:01 AM
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What's the most interesting car you saw today?
Spectacular Car Crash!


That sounds interesting

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Old 02-06-2019, 11:37 AM
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How incredibly stupid will the SOTU be?

Stupid Republican idea of the day


Aw, I was expecting SRI of the year, at minimum.
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Old 02-07-2019, 11:45 AM
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How likely is it that I'll die due to sinus rinse?
What Happens when your Back Cracks and Pops during Yoga Practice ?


Very concerning. And if you start hiccuping and glitter-farting simultaneously, better make out your last will and testament pronto.
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Old 02-07-2019, 12:41 PM
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Most delicious thing to cook in bacon grease
The Popsicle Stick Controversy


Popsicle sticks cooked in bacon grease?
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Old 02-07-2019, 12:50 PM
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Hey, they probably taste better than Berder King onion rings.
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Old 02-07-2019, 01:58 PM
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Crash driver 'swerved to avoid octopus'
I Was Eddie Cochran!


All this time I thought he careened off the road to avoid hitting a giant squid.
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Old 02-07-2019, 02:09 PM
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What's the most interesting cat you saw today?
It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)
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Old 02-07-2019, 06:14 PM
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What prize would you not accept?
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Old 02-07-2019, 11:06 PM
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Electric Car infrastructure needs and costs?
Hypothetical Ocean Drain


Wow, I never thought it would be THAT bad.
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Old 02-08-2019, 10:05 AM
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Mouthful(s) of pussy...
Liam Neeson reveals some ugliness...


TMI, Liam.
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Old 02-08-2019, 04:44 PM
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What is it like to live in Wyoming?
You're on my side of the bed!


Mind your own beeswax, Montana.
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:17 PM
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What's up with people who 'hang out' in convenience stores?
What is it like to live in Wyoming?
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Old 02-08-2019, 07:26 PM
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My father is in the ICU (but don't panic; it's not what you may think)
Woman in coma gives birth


See, there's always a bright side.
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.mui files? What are they?
Monitoring the cows (during a deep freeze)


No, those are .moo files.
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Old 02-09-2019, 10:57 AM
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Old 02-09-2019, 03:16 PM
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What exactly qualifies as blackface? What forms are offensive and why?


Blackface has been in the news lately, but it's been offensive for decades.
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Old 02-09-2019, 05:58 PM
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Worst skyscraper ever


The surprising thing is that Google Maps itself gave it the title of "worst skyscraper ever."
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Pet Peeves only you have
Atheists and Biblical Familiarity


Bloody atheists with their Bible familiarity and their holier-than-thou attitudes!
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Where are our alien invaders?

Oumuamua: Aliens!


Asked and answered.

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Old 02-09-2019, 08:58 PM
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Do you believe in luck?
How many car accidents are just "luck"?


I never wear seat belts because when your number's up it's
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Old 02-09-2019, 09:04 PM
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Who will people trust in the future?
Orcas vs. sea lions vs. fishermen, et al


When it comes to sharing my seafood platter, I'd probably pick the fisherman.
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Old 02-09-2019, 09:21 PM
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LA plane crash


A textbook case of "not as I do."
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Old 02-10-2019, 09:24 AM
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"Gringo" - Is it offensive? How offensive?
Photos of genitalia


It's not as offensive as photos of genitalia.
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Old 02-10-2019, 10:25 AM
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Things that make you immediately stop reading something
Photos of genitalia


I realize they wanted to spice up the Gideon Bible, but it just seems...wrong.
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During a traffic stop, the officer asks permission to search my vehicle. I decline. Now what?
Mug Shots


Geeze, the Fourth Amendment is in worse shape than I thought.
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Old 02-10-2019, 10:59 AM
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The seven universal morals?
What is the point of living if we're all going to die?


Alrighty then - let's PARTY! 🎉 🎉 🎉
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Old 02-10-2019, 05:21 PM
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Why no recent Ultima Thule images?
icicles


Space is cold.
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Old 02-11-2019, 06:39 AM
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King James I, sponsor of the most perfect Bible translation, the KJV, was bisexual?
Do endless sexual opportunites actually get boring?


He was so bored with being able to have sex with anyone that he wrote a bible.
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Old 02-11-2019, 12:06 PM
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Cougar tracks
It's getting harder and harder to get Doctor Appointments.


Seeing that the last two MDs to make house calls disappeared without a trace, I'd say your local physicians are starting to wise up.
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The 'Negro Motorist Green Book' (1936-1967)


I didn't know it was lost!
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Old 02-11-2019, 02:26 PM
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Usage: How did "out of pocket" get its current meaning?
When discarding an old computer?


I'll be out of pocket: I'll be at home for the next week but I'm discarding my old computer so I can't answer questions.
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Old 02-11-2019, 05:33 PM
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Would be sort of helpful if Google mapped these.
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Old 02-11-2019, 08:25 PM
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It's getting harder and harder to get Doctor Appointments.


Seeing that the last two MDs to make house calls disappeared without a trace, I'd say your local physicians are starting to wise up.
Were any of them named Doogie Howser by any chance?
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Friend always mention shitty things that husband does. What's the proper response?
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"And the way he goes on about my credit card spending...WHOA!"
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Given a breakup is going to happen, whenís the best time?
Photos of genitalia


I don't know about the timing, but she sent me a photo of some guy's penis with the caption 'This is YOU! '
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Old 02-12-2019, 08:08 AM
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What do you call this type of street?
Begging for a Job on LinkedIn?


In a move widely regarded as unwise, their marketing department paid lots of money to change Elm Street to "Begging for a Job on LinkedIn Park" for a week.
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Old 02-12-2019, 10:22 AM
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How did the universe and consciousness create themselves from nothing?
Utah county wants to split


And then the mayor became the God of the newly splitted universe amirite?
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