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Yes you do. See, your post is right after mine.




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Creamsing Calms = Lemming carcass
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Old 12-09-2018, 11:08 AM
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"Lemming carcass"? I don't follow you.
Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.
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Nudge-nudge, wink-wink....
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Old 12-10-2018, 01:02 PM
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Noooobody expects The Spanish Inquisition!
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Old 12-10-2018, 01:55 PM
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But in a thread like this, everybody expects Monty Python quotes.
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Old 12-10-2018, 03:24 PM
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So where's yours, guv?
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Old 12-10-2018, 03:28 PM
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This is alot of duck soup!
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Old 12-10-2018, 04:02 PM
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Quack.
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Old 12-11-2018, 09:37 AM
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I work with Anna Graham. That anagrams to Naan Hragam. Very insightful.
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Old 12-11-2018, 06:32 PM
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No soup for you.
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Old 12-11-2018, 06:49 PM
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DUCK!
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Old 12-11-2018, 07:11 PM
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You shall be billed forthwith.
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Old 12-11-2018, 07:24 PM
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That'll ruffle some feathers for sure.
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Old 12-12-2018, 10:42 AM
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Yeah? Pluck you! Pluck you all!!!

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Old 12-14-2018, 05:25 PM
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No! Pluck you.
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Old 12-17-2018, 09:31 AM
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20 pages is just not enough.
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Old 12-17-2018, 10:58 AM
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And twenty-thouand is way to many.
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Old 12-17-2018, 11:57 AM
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Behold, "The Last Poster," and despair. The thread may now decease.

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Old 12-17-2018, 12:59 PM
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probably not gonna last
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Old 12-17-2018, 08:49 PM
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Might if you give it the little blue pill.
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The gift that just keeps on giving.
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Old 12-18-2018, 12:20 AM
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Merry Fucking Goddamned Christmas.
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Old 12-18-2018, 12:28 AM
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Same to you.
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Old 12-18-2018, 08:38 AM
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Damned grumpy-ass catfish, always mucking up everything.

How does one insult a catfish, anyway? I mean, "Eat shit" won't do it, that's a standard dinner invitation...
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Old 12-18-2018, 09:34 AM
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The thread is dead! The thread is dead! Move along, people, nothing to see here.
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Old 12-18-2018, 10:00 AM
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What was that you were saying...?
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Old 12-18-2018, 10:31 AM
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Oh my god! The end is near. (here)
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Old 12-18-2018, 11:03 AM
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This is the end.
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Old 12-18-2018, 11:10 AM
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My only friend
The end
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Old 12-18-2018, 11:11 AM
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Guess not.
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Old 12-18-2018, 11:19 AM
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naught
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Old 12-18-2018, 12:57 PM
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I think I was drunk last night. Shocking!
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Old 12-18-2018, 01:13 PM
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Are you a glass of water?

You know, the best catfish I ever saw was farm-raised, deep-fried, battered with meal, not flour like some carpetbagger and served with a jalapeno remoulade.

Is it lunch time yet?
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Old 12-18-2018, 01:58 PM
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It's always lunch time.
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Old 12-18-2018, 07:18 PM
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Even when it's dinner? What about supper? And what's the difference anywho?
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Old 12-18-2018, 11:58 PM
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THIS should end the thread, once and for all.
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Old 12-19-2018, 12:38 AM
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Sorry, you're wrong.
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Old 12-19-2018, 04:56 AM
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How silly of you to think that this thread would end before the thousandth post.
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Old 12-19-2018, 06:27 AM
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Old 12-19-2018, 07:40 AM
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Why, oh why did I click this thread?
Now it's burned into my head.
I must, must click it everyday,
Why won't this thread just go away?
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Old 12-19-2018, 08:51 AM
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This thread has got a hold on me
I check it quite obsessively
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Old 12-19-2018, 10:21 AM
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Perhaps a haiku?
This thread might never end, but
then again, it might.
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Old 12-19-2018, 10:42 AM
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As I was posting in despair
I found a thread that wasn't there
It wasn't there again today
I guess that thread is here to stay
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Old 12-19-2018, 11:10 AM
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On and on we go,
expecting the end - but no!
someone else posted
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Old 12-19-2018, 04:10 PM
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How can a thread end?
Topic, thesis, rebuttal.
Troll! Warning. Zombie.
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Old 12-19-2018, 06:05 PM
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well, or a mod could lock it
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Old 12-19-2018, 06:30 PM
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well, or a mod could lock it
FOUL! DISQUALIFICATION!

Reply was not in the form of a limerick, poem, haiku or whimsy.
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Old 12-19-2018, 07:23 PM
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Just shy of grand. A g under a key. Trip sixes on its head. A buck short.

Almost, but not quite, right and followed by flight for the most prestigious of skevy lieges.

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Old 12-19-2018, 07:34 PM
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Ah, made it!
I win ( or lose??)

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