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Keep moving forward.
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Old 09-05-2018, 08:17 PM
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Thanks for that inspirational message.
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Old 09-05-2018, 08:55 PM
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Stealing a spaceship shouldn't be this easy.
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"You won't get away that easy!"
"You think that was easy?"
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Old 09-05-2018, 10:27 PM
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I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I... Think... I... Can... I
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"You're very..."
"Wonderful, glorious, magnificent, punctual!"
"Punctual!"
"Punctual?"
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Old 09-05-2018, 11:42 PM
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"Sarabi and I didn't see you today at the presentation of Simba."
"That was today?! Oh, I feel simply awful. Must have slipped my mind."
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Old 09-06-2018, 10:05 AM
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I don't know how I forgot cheese is edible.
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Old 09-06-2018, 01:35 PM
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Creamy, salty-sweet, an oaky nuttiness... You detect that?
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Pecan, with a very pleasant crunch.
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Old 09-07-2018, 04:33 PM
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Dessert will be a lobster pudding.
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Old 09-07-2018, 05:27 PM
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Old 09-08-2018, 04:17 AM
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Try the gray stuff, it's delicious. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes! They can sing, they can dance. After all, miss, this is France! And a dinner here is never second-best!
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Old 09-08-2018, 09:55 AM
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It's priest. Have a little priest.
Is it really good?
Sir, it's too good, at least.
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Old 09-08-2018, 03:53 PM
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It's priest. Have a little priest.
Is it really good?
Sir, it's too good, at least.
(Actually, this is from Sweeney Todd.)

Back in play: You don't have to show how involved in your children's lives you are by baking 500 cupcakes.
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Old 09-09-2018, 02:03 PM
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[Oops. Forgot which thread I was in. Sorry.]

Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
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Old 09-09-2018, 04:48 PM
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(Oops myself. I shouldn't criticize, since the "Stealing a spaceship shouldn't be easy" quote I put in was meant for the Science Fiction thread.)

Back on thread:

You can't outwit gravity.
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Quack quack quack quack, Mr. Ducksworth!
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Old 09-09-2018, 06:30 PM
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I'm Scrooge McDuck! I made my name being tougher than toughies and smarter than the smarties.
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Old 09-09-2018, 07:29 PM
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"Spirit... whose lonely grave... is this?"
*SCARE CHORD; FIRE LIT*
"Why, yours, Ebenezer! The richest man in the cemetery!"
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Old 09-10-2018, 05:50 PM
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You're joking, you're joking/I can't believe my eyes/You're joking me, you've gotta be/ This can't be the right guy! He's ancient, he's ugly/ I don't know which is worse! I might just spit a seam now if I don't die laughing first!
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Old 09-11-2018, 11:09 AM
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I'm beginning to think that we've lost control of the situation.
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Old 09-13-2018, 09:50 AM
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Let's get dangerous!
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Old 09-13-2018, 12:39 PM
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Danger? I walk on the wild side! I laugh in the face of danger-- ha ha ha ha!
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Old 09-13-2018, 02:16 PM
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You crazy rabbit! I'm out there risking my neck for you, and what are you doing? Singing and dancing!
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Old 09-13-2018, 02:18 PM
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"Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do?"
"I don't wanna know what you gotta do."
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming, what do we do, we swim, and-- oh ho ho ho ho ho I love to swiiiiiiiim"
"See, now I'm stuck here, with that song, now it's in my head!"
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Old 09-13-2018, 05:04 PM
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"This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted too."
"Ecstatic."
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Old 09-13-2018, 06:22 PM
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Sheesh! She even gets mad fancy!
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Old 09-13-2018, 07:26 PM
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Most everyone's mad here. *maniacal laugh* You may have noticed that I'm not all here myself.
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Old 09-14-2018, 09:42 AM
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(Spoken) Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh.
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Old 09-14-2018, 10:35 AM
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That's what happens when you share your popsicle with a dog.
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Old 09-14-2018, 11:38 AM
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But it's a talking dog!
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Old 09-15-2018, 08:51 AM
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You snuck your way right into my heart.
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Old 09-15-2018, 10:59 AM
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I have just met you, and I love you.
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Old 09-16-2018, 09:46 AM
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She's having a joy overload.
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Old 09-16-2018, 10:05 PM
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You win this round with your superior dib-calling skills.
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Old 09-17-2018, 09:31 AM
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I'm back in the game!
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Old 09-17-2018, 10:15 AM
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The game's not over yet!
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Old 09-18-2018, 10:10 AM
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My uncle told me how to win these games. You aim at the carnie's head, and then take the prize when he's unconscious.
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Old 09-18-2018, 10:13 AM
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Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia.
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Old 09-19-2018, 10:14 AM
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He'll be all right.
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Old 09-19-2018, 10:17 AM
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Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and someday, you will be a real boy.
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Old 09-20-2018, 10:23 AM
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No tricks, no lies, no trouble.
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Old 09-21-2018, 05:26 AM
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No tricks. I'm looking forward to meeting you.
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Old 09-21-2018, 06:51 AM
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I'm thumpin'! That's why they call me Thumper!
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Old 09-21-2018, 04:36 PM
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That's a huge footprint.
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Old 09-21-2018, 07:56 PM
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No tricks. I'm looking forward to meeting you.
Oops; that was from Star Trek III. I was in the wrong thread.

ON

You sure you don't wanna re-think the whole barefoot thing?
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Old 09-22-2018, 09:53 AM
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The prince, sire! Swears he'll marry nobody but the girl who fits this slipper.
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Old 09-22-2018, 04:13 PM
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We built two castles: one for dresses, one for shoes.
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Old 09-23-2018, 09:39 AM
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Okay, once we cross this bridge, it's just an hour to your palace.
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