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Old 07-05-2016, 12:38 PM
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You're just full of Zingers, aren't you?
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Old 07-05-2016, 03:51 PM
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Would you rather he be full of Ho-Hos?
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Old 07-05-2016, 06:22 PM
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Wouldn't the yeast he could do was rise to the occasion?
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Old 07-05-2016, 06:24 PM
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Old 07-05-2016, 06:44 PM
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Old 07-05-2016, 07:55 PM
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Old 07-05-2016, 08:28 PM
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Don't you know that on the Internet, I can be anyone you want me to be?
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Old 07-05-2016, 09:24 PM
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Can you be Sirius?
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Old 07-05-2016, 10:49 PM
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Someone call for a mutt?
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Old 07-06-2016, 02:29 PM
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Are you a Canis Major or a Canis Minor?
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Old 07-06-2016, 06:29 PM
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Are you the very model of a modern major general?
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Old 07-06-2016, 06:29 PM
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Aren't you a Canis Minor until you hit 18?
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Old 07-07-2016, 04:12 PM
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Hit eighteen of what?
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Old 07-07-2016, 05:09 PM
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Bowling pins?
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Old 07-07-2016, 06:11 PM
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Is that the only way to frame it?
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Old 07-07-2016, 06:24 PM
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Can you spare a dime?
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Old 07-07-2016, 06:25 PM
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Must you cross the line?
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Old 07-07-2016, 06:40 PM
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I'm feeling very split right now.
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Old 07-07-2016, 07:05 PM
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(Questions only?)

Is that right up your alley?
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Old 07-07-2016, 07:06 PM
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Did you roll a gutterball with the lack of a question mark?
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Old 07-07-2016, 07:14 PM
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Damn it! Why oh why did I do that?
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Old 07-07-2016, 07:17 PM
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Are you saying you're just a pin head?
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Old 07-07-2016, 10:49 PM
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Did you open the box?
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Old 07-08-2016, 02:07 PM
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So you're saying that would be a bad idea?
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Old 07-08-2016, 03:01 PM
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Why is everyone always bad-mouthing Pandora?
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Old 07-08-2016, 04:05 PM
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Because Spotify is better?
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Old 07-08-2016, 09:05 PM
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Did you see Spot run?
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Old 07-08-2016, 11:06 PM
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Did you send Red Rover over?
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Old 07-08-2016, 11:08 PM
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Over what?
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Old 07-08-2016, 11:16 PM
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Over Macho Grande?
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Old 07-09-2016, 03:44 PM
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Hove you flown over Andover?
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Old 07-09-2016, 04:19 PM
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Do you have a boat to hove to?
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Old 07-09-2016, 04:40 PM
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Can I borrow yours?
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Old 07-09-2016, 04:46 PM
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Then what will he have?
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Old 07-10-2016, 05:04 AM
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Will he have whatever she's having?
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Old 07-10-2016, 06:12 AM
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Why don't you ask him?
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Old 07-10-2016, 11:15 PM
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Ask who?
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Old 07-11-2016, 01:04 AM
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Who? Pete Townshend or Roger Daltrey?
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Old 07-11-2016, 02:38 AM
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Does it make any difference?
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Old 07-11-2016, 09:46 AM
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If Pete and Roger are both unavailable, who's next?
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Old 07-11-2016, 11:14 AM
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Peter Rabbit?
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Old 07-11-2016, 01:09 PM
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Is there some sort of Who line of succession for asking questions about orgasm-inducing deli meals?
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Old 07-11-2016, 05:36 PM
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Is 'I'm a lasagna hog, go hang a salami' a palindrome?
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Old 07-11-2016, 05:38 PM
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Was Tina Fey a Palin drone?
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Old 07-11-2016, 06:34 PM
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When Sanders pees, does it Bern?
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Old 07-11-2016, 06:46 PM
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What does the capital of Switzerland have to do with anything?
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Old 07-12-2016, 08:21 AM
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Did you know that both "Berne" (an alternate spelling) and "pee" have two Ps?

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Old 07-12-2016, 09:20 AM
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Do you know who else has a twopee?
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Old 07-12-2016, 04:40 PM
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Hitler?
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