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How else could I have verified that there really is a river named Aare from the comfort of my own home?
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Is he a man out standing in his field?
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Do we ever hear about people out standing in other people's fields?
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Are they standing in a Higgs boson field?
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Old 06-30-2019, 04:33 PM
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Don't people travel from all over to stand in the Field of Dreams?
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Old 06-30-2019, 04:42 PM
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Anyone venture into Sally Field?
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Old 06-30-2019, 07:52 PM
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Or would they sally into her?
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Old 06-30-2019, 09:14 PM
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Wouldn't there be more room if we were to all sally to the land of Struthers?
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Would you go there if you had your druthers?
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Old 06-30-2019, 10:30 PM
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Old 06-30-2019, 10:56 PM
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Why are we talking about bringing some others?
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Have we mentioned bringing our mothers?
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When did this thread demand rhymes?
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Old 07-03-2019, 04:18 AM
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Hasn't it, at times?
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Old 07-03-2019, 07:38 AM
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Let's change the subject...how about we talk about limes?
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Can we talk about when life gives you lemons?
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You know what Ron White says about that, right?
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Old 07-03-2019, 08:27 PM
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Who is Ron White?
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Old 07-03-2019, 09:11 PM
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Is his alias still “Tater Salad”?
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Old 07-03-2019, 11:33 PM
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Did he have an alias?
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Old 07-03-2019, 11:34 PM
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Smith and Jones?
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Old 07-04-2019, 04:29 AM
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Or alias Watson and Crick?
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Old 07-04-2019, 03:57 PM
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Old 07-04-2019, 05:41 PM
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He eats bugs?
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Old 07-04-2019, 08:21 PM
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What wine pairs well with bugs?
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Old 07-04-2019, 10:32 PM
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An earthy wine?
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Old 07-04-2019, 10:53 PM
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Who can let out an earthy whine?
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Old 07-04-2019, 11:36 PM
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Can injured earthworms do that?
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Old 07-05-2019, 01:15 AM
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Is an earthy whine less creepy than an unearthly whine?
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Old 07-05-2019, 01:33 AM
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Isn't a cabernet sauvignon usually regarded as an earthy wine?
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Old 07-05-2019, 08:41 AM
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Is it earthier if the glass is dirty?
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Old 07-05-2019, 11:17 PM
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Just how dirty is that lass?
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Old 07-06-2019, 12:26 AM
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Old 07-06-2019, 01:58 AM
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Old 07-06-2019, 02:10 AM
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Is it better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than it is to open one's mouth and remove all doubt?
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Old 07-06-2019, 04:28 AM
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Do some people even have to open their mouths?
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Doesn’t everybody have to open their mouths,when they’re at the dentist?
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Who said anything about the dentist?
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Who said anything about the dentist?
Are you British?
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Old 07-06-2019, 07:49 PM
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Are you referring to The Big Book of British Smiles, as seen on The Simpsons?
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Old 07-06-2019, 09:30 PM
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It's pretty horrifying, innit?
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You can see some of it online; isn't it gruesome?
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But honestly, is British dental care really that bad?
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Old 07-07-2019, 12:37 AM
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Can something that doesn't even exist be considered bad or good?
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So wouldn't that be British dental DOESN'T care?
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