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Haven't we all had the same brain fart?
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Old 08-26-2019, 03:29 AM
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Aren't brain farts the absolute worst? And can Nobody honestly say he's never had one?
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Old 08-26-2019, 11:40 AM
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And what would constitute, say, a pancreas fart? Or a spleen fart?
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Old 08-26-2019, 11:57 AM
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Would you really want to experience a spleen fart?
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Old 08-26-2019, 12:33 PM
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My own or someone else's?
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Old 08-26-2019, 01:59 PM
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Someone else's spleen farts? How is that even possible?
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Old 08-27-2019, 11:58 PM
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Would you even know it if you smelled it?
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Old 08-28-2019, 12:47 AM
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And did not a wise man once say, "He who smelt it dealt it."?
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Old 08-28-2019, 01:01 AM
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But doesn't that "wise man" say a lot of stupid things?
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Old 08-28-2019, 01:13 AM
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So what made him a fucking wise man?
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Old 08-28-2019, 04:53 AM
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A lot of stupid people thinking he's wise? Didn't a few presidents get elected because of this?
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Have you any particular Presidents, like current Presidents, Presidents right at this moment, in mind, when it comes to stupidity, hmmm?
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If I make it too obvious, will the mods get mad again?
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If I make it too obvious, will the mods get mad again?
Why do you think it's possible to make it more obvious?
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Old 08-28-2019, 06:42 PM
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It does seem obvious, doesn't it?
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Old 08-28-2019, 11:53 PM
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Could it be any more obvious?
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Old 08-29-2019, 02:57 AM
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So we all agree it's obvious?
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Old 08-29-2019, 07:47 AM
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Isn't that a rhetorical question?
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Old 08-29-2019, 10:05 AM
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What if there were no rhetorical questions?
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Old 08-29-2019, 10:27 AM
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Can you think of a hypothetical situation for that?
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Old 08-29-2019, 12:38 PM
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Could anyone come up with a hypothetical for that?
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Can we say hypothetical a few more times?
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Old 08-29-2019, 01:18 PM
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Is that a hypothetical few more times or a few more hypothetical times?
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Old 08-29-2019, 05:40 PM
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Theoretically it is possible to have an infinite number of hypothetical questions, or am I being rhetorical?
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Is "mathematician's psychosis", where thinking too much about logical recursions leads to mental collapse, a real thing?
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What's another word for thesaurus?
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Old 08-29-2019, 09:56 PM
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What does dictionary mean?
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Old 08-29-2019, 11:09 PM
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Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
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Old 08-30-2019, 01:13 AM
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Isn't that one of the questions that Cecil prohibits?
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Old 08-30-2019, 03:30 AM
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Isn't the only question Cecil prohibits is, "Who the hell is Cecil?"
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Old 08-30-2019, 06:36 AM
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Isn't the only question Cecil prohibits, "Is there a Cecil?"
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Old 08-30-2019, 05:14 PM
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Since we’ve never seen Cecil, is that question the same as “Is there a god?”
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Old 08-30-2019, 05:18 PM
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Do you REALLY want to hear the opinion of this atheist about god?
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Old 08-30-2019, 08:14 PM
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Since you're an atheist wouldn't your answer be, "No, there isn't a God." ?
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Old 08-30-2019, 09:37 PM
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Do you think it might be possible it's a little more complicated than that? A bit more complex?
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Old 08-31-2019, 04:51 AM
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Is "No, there isn't a God" the same as "I don't believe there is a God"?
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Old 08-31-2019, 07:58 AM
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Are you trying to start an argument?
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Old 08-31-2019, 09:18 AM
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What would that cost me?
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Old 08-31-2019, 09:22 AM
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Is $10 for a five minute argument too much? Or did you want 25 minutes for $35?
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Is this an argument or just contradiction?
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Old 08-31-2019, 11:43 AM
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Isn't your time up?
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Old 08-31-2019, 12:32 PM
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Assuming it is, then what next?
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Won’t we just have to wait and see?
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Wait, is this a five minute argument, or 25?
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Old 08-31-2019, 02:32 PM
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Or is it a 5-second contradiction?
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Old 08-31-2019, 04:00 PM
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If I argue with you, don’t I have to take a contrary position?
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Old 08-31-2019, 06:39 PM
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Don't you need a reason for the contradictory position?
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Mightn't he be arguing in his spare time?
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Old 08-31-2019, 10:28 PM
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Or mightn't he be merely contradicting in his spare time?
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