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Old 01-11-2019, 12:15 AM
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I do not have an ego

You all may laugh at me for my post claiming that transgenders/nonbinary/etc are just the 2010s equivalent of hippies. Then you scoff at my misunderstanding of history when I use the phrase "hippie counterculture of the 1960s". without even taking time to point out the historical ignorance, so that you can remain smug and intellectually superior while you laugh at me. You would rather let ignorance persist so you can sit back and laugh at it, rather than fight the ignorance, which is very boring compared to laughing at it. Well, jokes on you, I have no ego to be harmed. Nothing matters.

I wrote that post because my parents dislike LGBT and I dont want them to scoff at me the same way they scoff at nonbinary kids

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Old 01-11-2019, 12:24 AM
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Delete this thread I meant to reply in another.
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:48 AM
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Delete this thread I meant to reply in another.
*snerk* Good luck with that.
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Old 01-11-2019, 01:00 AM
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Leego my ego!
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Old 01-11-2019, 01:40 AM
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Darren, quit waffling on this issue!
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I have no id.
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Old 01-11-2019, 01:54 AM
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Damn! You're like the antithesis of Trump then.
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Old 01-11-2019, 05:15 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 08:11 AM
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Since the OP begins with the word ‘I’, it’s pretty hard to believe they don’t have an ego.

Just sayin’!
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Old 01-11-2019, 09:25 AM
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Since the OP begins with the word ĎIí, itís pretty hard to believe they donít have an ego.

Just sayiní!
Cogito, ego sum.
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Old 01-11-2019, 09:29 AM
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That is a shame.
My ego is massive enough to bend light, which makes me look much heavier to others than I see myself.
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Old 01-11-2019, 09:41 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 09:58 AM
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Well, the cops are going to want to see one if you get pulled over for speeding...

"Monsters! Monsters of the Id!"
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Old 01-11-2019, 10:39 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 10:42 AM
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"I have no idea."

FTFY, Beck.

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Old 01-11-2019, 11:04 AM
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I have no mouth.

But I feel no overwhelming desire to scream. Or even type in all caps.

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Old 01-11-2019, 11:07 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 11:21 AM
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:37 PM
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Old 01-11-2019, 12:39 PM
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Cogito, ego sum.
I'm thinking about the total number of waffles?
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Old 01-11-2019, 02:55 PM
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If you can't have a stack of pancreas, a couple waffles should do just as well.
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It's a bird
It's a plane
It's ... SUPER EGO!!
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An ego and a super ego walk into a bar. The bartender says "I'll have to see some id."
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