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Old 02-13-2019, 11:41 AM
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Climb every mountain
Ford every stream
Follow every rainbow
'Till you find your dream
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Old 02-13-2019, 12:16 PM
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I dreamed I met a Galilean
A most amazing man
He had that look you very rarely find
The haunting, hunted kind

I asked him to say what had happened
How it all began
I asked again; he never said a word
As if he hadn't heard
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Old 02-13-2019, 12:32 PM
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Jesus Christ is risen today, Alleluia!
Our triumphant holy day, Alleluia!
Who did once upon the cross, Alleluia!
Suffer to redeem our loss. Alleluia!
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Old 02-13-2019, 01:17 PM
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Jesus just left Chicago
And he's bound for New Orleans
Well now, Jesus just left Chicago
And he's bound for New Orleans
Workin' from one end to the other and all points in between
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Old 02-13-2019, 03:54 PM
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And in the streets the children screamed
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The church bells all were broken
And the three men I admire most
The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died
And they were singing
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Old 02-13-2019, 04:00 PM
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Kum Ba Yah, My Lord,
Kum Ba Yah
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Old 02-13-2019, 04:21 PM
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Tell me Lord,
If you think there's a way I can repay,
Some of the blessings I've known...
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Lord help me Jesus I don't understand,
Help me Jesus, my soul's in your hands
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Old 02-13-2019, 06:21 PM
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Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life,
And over end neither left nor the right,
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights,
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life.
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Old 02-13-2019, 06:35 PM
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She left me for Jesus and that ain't fair,
She says that he's perfect, how could I compare,
She says I should find him and I'll know peace at last,
If I ever find Jesus I'm kicking his ass...
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Old 02-13-2019, 09:51 PM
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Don't threaten me just pack your trash
And don't let the door hit you in the ass
Get outta my life!
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Old 02-13-2019, 09:59 PM
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You're a joke. You're not the Lord.
You are nothing but a fraud.
Take him away.
He's got nothing to say!
Get out you King of the,
Get out King of the,
Oh get out you King of the Jews!
Get out of here!
Get out of here you,
Get out of my life!
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Old 02-13-2019, 10:38 PM
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I don't care what they may say
I don't care what they may do
I don't care what they may say
Jesus is just alright, oh yeah
Jesus is just alright
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Old 02-14-2019, 02:05 AM
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Earth shall be fair,
And all her people one.
"C'mere Jesus, I got something to show ya!"
Forswear thy foolish ways!
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Old 02-14-2019, 06:39 AM
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Hear the shoutin' from the mountains on out to the sea
No two ways about it, people have to be free (they gotta be free)
Ask me my opinion, my opinion will be
Natural situation for a man to be free
Get right on board now, huh, huh
Yeah oh, what a feelin's just come over me
Love can move a mountain, make a blind man see
Everybody sing it now come on let's go see
Peace in the valley now, we all can be free
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Old 02-14-2019, 08:10 AM
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It's a long road to freedom,
A winding steep and high,
But when you walk in love
With the wind on your wing
And cover the earth
with the songs you sing
The miles fly by.
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Old 02-14-2019, 09:49 AM
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Did you ever know that you're my hero,
And everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
For you are the wind beneath my wings.
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Old 02-14-2019, 09:51 AM
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You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders
You raise me up... To more than I can be
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Old 02-14-2019, 10:27 AM
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This is our once-a-year day
Once-a-year day
Everyone's entitle to be wild,
Be a child, be a goof, raise the roof
Once a year!
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Old 02-14-2019, 04:29 PM
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For once, I can say, this is mine, you can't take it
As long as I know I have love, I can make it
For once in my life, I have someone who needs me
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Old 02-14-2019, 10:50 PM
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As long as he needs me
I know where I must be
I'll cling on steadfastly
As long as he needs me
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Old 02-14-2019, 11:25 PM
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I need you like the flower needs the rain
You know I need you, guess I'll start it all again
You know I need you like the winter needs the spring
You know I need you, I need you
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Old 02-14-2019, 11:29 PM
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Oh, won't you stay with me,
'Cause you're all I need,
This ain't love it's clear to see,
But, darlin', stay with me....
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In a cavern, in a canyon
Excavating for a mine
Dwelt a miner, forty-niner
And his daughter, Clementine

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling, Clementine
You are lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, Clementine
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Every mornin' at the mine you could see him arrive,
He stood six-foot-six and weighed two-forty-five,
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip,
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to big John.
(Big John, big John),
Big bad John (big John).
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Old Yesterday, 09:56 AM
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Well ev'ry day at the salon you can see him arrive
He stood six foot six, weighed one-o-five
He's kinda narrow at the shoulders, narrow in the hips
With a curl in his hair and a smile on his lips
Big Bruce...........Big Bad Bruce
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Old Yesterday, 11:26 AM
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He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
With a Mogen David on his silver vest
He was mean and nasty right clear through
Which was kinda weird, 'cause he was yellow too
They called him Irving
Big Irving
Big, short Irving
Big, short, fat Irving
The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West
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Well outta south Alabama came a country boy
He said I'm lookin' for a man named Jim
I'm a pool shootin' boy
My name is Willie McCoy
But back home they call me Slim
Yeah I'm lookin' for the king of 42nd Street
Drivin' a drop top Cadillac
Last week he took all my money
And it may sound funny
But I come to get my money back
And everybody say "Jack, don't you know"
You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim

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I am, I am, I am Superman and I know what's happening
I am, I am, I am Superman and I can do anything
You don't really love that guy you make it with now, do you?
I know you don't love that guy 'cause I can see right through you
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Sing, Muhammad, Muhammad Ali
He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee
Muhammad, the black superman
Who calls to the other guy I'm Ali catch me if you can
I'm Ali catch me if you can
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I’d really like to change the world
And save it from the mess it’s in
I'm too weak, I'm so thin
I’d like to fly but I can't even swim

Superman, superman, I want to fly like superman
Superman, superman, wish I could fly like superman
Superman, superman, wish I could fly like superman
Superman, superman, I want to be like superman
Superman, superman, I want to fly like superman
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Old Yesterday, 06:35 PM
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Well I know what I've been told
Gotta break free to break the mold
But I can't do this all on my own
No I can't do this all on my own
I know that I'm no Superman
I'm no Superman
I'm no Superman
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Old Yesterday, 11:42 PM
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If you ain't gonna break the mold
Even at the center of the fire, there is cold
And all that glitters ain't gold
And all that glitters ain't gold
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All the gold in California,
Is at the bottom of a bank in Beverly Hills,
In someone else's name...
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Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said Jed move away from there
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
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Blessed is the one who shares
The power and your beauty, Mary
Blessed is the millionaire
Who shares your wedding day
So when you find somebody to give
Think of me and celebrate
I made such a big mistake when I was Mary's Prayer
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My prayer is to linger with you,
At the end of the day in a dream that's divine.
My prayer is a rapture in blue,
With the world far away and your lips close to mine.
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You're in the arms of the Angel,
Fly away from here,
From this dark cold hotel room,
And the endlessness that you feel,
You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie,
You're in the arms of an Angel,
May you find some comfort there...
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Crawlin' from the wreckage, Crawlin' from the wreckage
You'd think by now at least that half my brain would get the message
Crawlin' from the wreckage, Crawlin' from the wreckage
Into a brand new car
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She had fun, fun, fun,
Til Daddy took the T-bird away...
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