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Oh noes!! A Bug!! Or is it a Spider?
This will make me a Pacer!
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Old 02-11-2018, 10:37 PM
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We've moved on, Beckdawrek. There's a whole new body of puns to make.
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This will make me a Pacer!
Oh shit, I was still on autos, sorry!
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Luci, confused me on the previous page. That one really went right in the toilet!

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You were on auto pilot.
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Muslims are pretty slim
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You're going to need to explain that one before someone gets the wrong idea.
Okay, I get it now (took me a while). Luciano700 is referring to MuSLIMs, am I right?

What's next, play off "auto pilot"? I auto give that one up; I got nothing.

See how we do it, Luciano700?

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Very nisse of you to announce that for everyone.
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