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Some cars are so small you bump your Nissan the steering wheel.
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At least that sounds easier than trying to ride a wild Mustang.
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Chrysler new car is shiny.
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Oh, you're making me Saab.
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Old 09-20-2019, 12:48 AM
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Off on a crying Jaguar?
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Old 09-20-2019, 02:25 AM
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You Audi look into therapy.
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Old 09-20-2019, 07:22 AM
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Only if I can go mitt ‘choo, B-she!
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Ok, Yugo with her.
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Hyundai! Excuse me. So sorry.
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Old 09-21-2019, 06:17 PM
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Did you order an Escort?
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Old 09-22-2019, 01:04 AM
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What does the ghost of Louis Chevrolet say? Mali-Boo!
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Old 09-22-2019, 01:51 AM
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That was a lame joke. Edsel right, happens to all of us sometimes.
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Old 09-22-2019, 02:23 AM
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We've volvo-ed around and around this.
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Old 09-22-2019, 09:14 AM
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I feel like I've been Impala'd on a spike.
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Old 09-23-2019, 10:46 PM
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That must’ve really driven the point home.
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Old 09-23-2019, 11:06 PM
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A hole in one, you might say.
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Old 09-23-2019, 11:52 PM
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So are we off the driving puns and on to ... driving puns?
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Old 09-24-2019, 12:56 AM
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What can I say? I'm a driven individual.
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Old 09-24-2019, 01:25 AM
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Beck, that description suits you to a tee.
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Old 09-24-2019, 07:24 AM
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I heart that club.
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Oly, you are truly a diamond in the rough.
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I understand. It's crystal clear.
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Old 09-24-2019, 10:48 PM
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May the quartz be with you.
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Old 09-25-2019, 04:08 AM
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I've always taken that for granite.
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Old 09-25-2019, 04:54 AM
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Not sure these puns are as concrete as previous ones.
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Old 09-25-2019, 07:13 AM
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Who’s asphalt is that?
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Old 09-25-2019, 08:48 AM
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When are you going to finish that story about the bridge? The suspension is killing me.
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Old 09-25-2019, 09:58 AM
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I cantilever I'm posting this.
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Old 09-25-2019, 10:01 AM
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I lever it to you to decide.
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Seriously, we need to ratchet this up a notch.
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Old 09-25-2019, 07:15 PM
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Ratchet is what cats shit when cats catch it.
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Old 09-26-2019, 04:45 AM
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I thought ratchet was a Warren Beatty-Dustin Hoffman movie.
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D’you know that kid who’s always causing trouble making folks sneeze and wheeze? I think his name’s Dustin Pollen.
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Old 09-26-2019, 08:56 AM
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I thought he was the Say Hay (fever) kid.
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Old 09-29-2019, 08:56 AM
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Asthma Pappy used ta say, "Wheeze all headed for a coughin'."
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Old 09-29-2019, 06:51 PM
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Wasn't "Wheeze" George Jefferson's wife?
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And there's those 2 dwarfs, Sneezey and Snotty, always giving me the Cold (shoulder).
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Beam me up, Snotty.
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Old 09-29-2019, 11:20 PM
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Resistance is futile or a flu shot.
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Old 09-30-2019, 12:26 AM
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I shot the flu, but I did not shoot the deputy.
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Old 09-30-2019, 03:18 AM
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That one is bad. Are you really going to cop to that?
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Old 09-30-2019, 07:32 AM
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Everyone here has posted their sheriff bad puns.
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You could fill a whole Barney with the bad puns, if Fife got that right.
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Barney? Now I want to drink a Miller and go Fishing.
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Lite?
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Old 10-01-2019, 07:35 AM
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No weigh!
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No curds either.
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Old 10-01-2019, 08:23 AM
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Tofu is really overrated, it's just a curd to me.
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Tofu curd what ailed me.
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