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Old 11-26-2019, 06:35 PM
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If Trump Loses the Election


A facebook post...

We will be at the point of no return, with nowhere to run. We should all be prepared to have a plan, if something goes down , we have plan for our families to meet at certain place and not be separated from them, God forbid. Our freedom as we know it will no loner exist. Is this serious if, Trump does not win. You better believe it is !!!!!

(with a few [sic]s in there)
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Old 11-26-2019, 06:37 PM
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MAGAfilth will be starting that Civil War, won't they?
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Old 11-26-2019, 06:41 PM
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Old 11-26-2019, 07:06 PM
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Our freedom as we know it will no loner exist.
Freedom to do what: own slaves?
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Old 11-26-2019, 07:10 PM
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Every election is sky-is-falling. Chicken Little should be in charge of both the DNC and RNC at the same time.
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Old 11-26-2019, 07:23 PM
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Old 11-26-2019, 07:49 PM
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Sounds like "Ukrainians" stirring up election trouble again. Funded by the Clinton Foundation, no doubt.
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Old 11-26-2019, 07:49 PM
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A facebook post...
That's where i stopped reading.
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Old 11-26-2019, 08:17 PM
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That's where i stopped reading.
Letís next have a thread about stuff written on the walls of public toilets.
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Old 11-26-2019, 08:54 PM
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Letís next have a thread about stuff written on the walls of public toilets.
Unless I'm in Moscow, at least I don't have to worry about Russian trolls there. The public bathroom stall is a great, useful, relevant community bulletin board!
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Old 11-26-2019, 09:00 PM
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plan for our families to meet at certain place and not be separated from them
The self-awareness is weak in this one....
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Old 11-26-2019, 09:49 PM
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It'll be the end of the world as they know it
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Old 11-26-2019, 09:51 PM
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The self-awareness is weak in this one....
That suggests the original source is satire.

Yeah I know... Trumpists are hard to tell apart from satire... But itís a bit too on the nose.
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Old 11-26-2019, 09:57 PM
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The only FB post like these to disturb me are:

Trump Supporter: "I didn't vote for Trump because I think he's a good guy. I want to see DC burn to the ground."
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Old 11-26-2019, 10:12 PM
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A facebook post...

We will be at the point of no return, with nowhere to run. We should all be prepared to have a plan, if something goes down , we have plan for our families to meet at certain place and not be separated from them, God forbid. Our freedom as we know it will no loner exist. Is this serious if, Trump does not win. You better believe it is !!!!!

(with a few [sic]s in there)
The revolution will not be Facebookised.
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A facebook post...

We will be at the point of no return, with nowhere to run. We should all be prepared to have a plan, if something goes down , we have plan for our families to meet at certain place and not be separated from them, God forbid. Our freedom as we know it will no loner exist. Is this serious if, Trump does not win. You better believe it is !!!!!

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You'll be happier when you remove MAGAbots from your news feed. Trust me.
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Old 11-26-2019, 11:08 PM
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You'll be happier when you remove MAGAbots from your news feed. Trust me.
I'm not on social media at all because of them.



But now some of them are coming for Thanksgiving!
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Old 11-26-2019, 11:14 PM
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Unless I'm in Moscow, at least I don't have to worry about Russian trolls there. The public bathroom stall is a great, useful, relevant community bulletin board!
He who writes on outhouse walls
Rolls his shit in little balls.
He who reads these words of wit
Eats the little balls of shit.
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Old 11-27-2019, 06:46 AM
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I do very little facebook and nothing elsewhere. I unfriended the political facebook people, including siblings. A friend of a friend is one of those Trump people. The OP was a response to something she had. So, this was a friend of a friend of a friend - a complete stranger to me. I checked to see if she was real, and she had some strange things, such as a conspiracy theory about NASA, the new world order and the Antichrist.
This seem really strange to me, but maybe this is typical and I'm missing out.
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Old 11-27-2019, 10:07 AM
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Here I sit
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Came to shit
But only farted
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Old 11-27-2019, 10:47 AM
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It is pretty common among Evangelical Christians to think Trump is the only thing holding the Evil Satanic Liberals from rounding up and disposing of all Christians (figurative or literally.) It comes straight from the leadership. Here are two of the most recent examples. (I didn't quickly dig up any of the "literally dispose of Christians" ones on my phone, but they are there. They literally believe that Trump is The Chosen One and that Liberals are controlled by demons.)
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Old 11-27-2019, 11:11 AM
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I do very little facebook and nothing elsewhere.
And yet, here your are.

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Here I sit
Broken hearted
Came to shit
But only farted
Went outside and took a chance
Tried to fart, and shit my pants.

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Old 11-27-2019, 11:38 AM
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Went outside and took a chance
Tried to fart, and shit my pants.

I've always loved classic poetry.
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Old 11-27-2019, 11:49 AM
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I've always loved classic poetry.
When you're readin' on the 'dope
and you pants are foamed like soap
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
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Old 11-27-2019, 12:49 PM
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I do very little facebook and nothing elsewhere. I unfriended the political facebook people, including siblings. A friend of a friend is one of those Trump people. The OP was a response to something she had. So, this was a friend of a friend of a friend - a complete stranger to me. I checked to see if she was real, and she had some strange things, such as a conspiracy theory about NASA, the new world order and the Antichrist.
This seem really strange to me, but maybe this is typical and I'm missing out.
Given the size of the U.S. and the virtually-instant speed of internet communications, I'm confident you can easily find literally thousands of Americans who will gladly and eagerly state opinions as nutty as the passage you quoted. It's as rewarding and difficult an expedition as walking through a major city and looking for litter.
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He who reads these words of wit
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we have plan for our families to meet at certain place and not be separated from them,
Rest assured, the Democratic party doesn't separate families, nor do they lose children.
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MAGAfilth will be starting that Civil War, won't they?
That's what they keep saying. But I don't think they really have the guts. If they do, the rest of us will see them as traitors and as the Enemy.
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Old 11-27-2019, 01:32 PM
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Sounds like "Ukrainians" stirring up election trouble again. Funded by the Clinton Foundation, no doubt.
or that demon Soros up in Mordor.
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Old 11-27-2019, 01:33 PM
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I'm not on social media at all because of them.



But now some of them are coming for Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving was cancelled. There's a war on Thanksgiving now, just like the war on Christmas.
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