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Gonna find my baby, gonna bump her tight,
Gonna grab some afternoon delight,
My motto's always been 'when a bump is right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the bump is always gonna be there any way....
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Old 08-17-2019, 06:29 AM
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She bump, he bump, a-we bump
I bump, you bump, a-they bump
Be bump, be bump a loo
She bump, she bump
Oh, she does, she bump, she bump
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Old 08-17-2019, 09:26 AM
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Bump they told me, bump bump bump bump bump
A thread to bump you see, bump bump bump bump bump
My finest bump I bring, bump bump bump bump bump
The bump you've been seeking, bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump, bump bump bump bump bump

So to bump this thread, bump bump bump bump bump,
When I bump.

All you bumpers, bump bump bump bump bump
I am a bumper too, bump bump bump bump bump
I have a bump to bring, bump bump bump bump bump
That's you've been seeking, bump bump bump bump bump,
bump bump bump bump bump, bump bump bump bump bump,

Shall I bump for you, bump bump bump bump bump,
Bump this thread?

The Mod nodded, bump bump bump bump bump
The thread got bumped again, bump bump bump bump bump
I bumped this thread, bumped it, bump bump bump bump bump
I bumped the best for it, bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump, bump bump bump bump bump

Then I bumped this thread, bump bump bump bump bump
Me and my bump.
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Old 08-17-2019, 04:40 PM
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Saturday, and I must bump again.
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Old 08-17-2019, 06:14 PM
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Bump bump ba bump ba bump ba bump bump, bump bump ba bump ba dang a dang dang, ding a dong ding... blue moon
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Old 08-17-2019, 11:27 PM
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A thousand bumps in the sky make me realize
You are the one bump that I’ll adore
Tell me you’ll bump me
Tell me we’ll bump once more
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Old 08-17-2019, 11:44 PM
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Saturday, and I must bump again.
Another Saturday night,
And I ain't got nobumpin'
I got some money 'cause I just got paid
Now, how I wish I had someone to bump with
I'm in an awful way.
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Old 08-18-2019, 06:28 AM
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Missed the Saturday bounce,
Heard they bounced the floor.
It's awfully different without you;
Don't bounce around much anymore.

Though I'd visit the club;
Bounced as far as the door.
I couldn't bear it without you;
Don't bounce around much anymore.
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Old 08-18-2019, 10:18 AM
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Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
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Old 08-18-2019, 11:25 AM
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Bumping deja vu
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Old 08-18-2019, 02:23 PM
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There's a bright bouncing haze on the meadow
There's a bright bouncing haze on the meadow
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye
An' it looks like it's bouncin' clear up to the sky

Oh, what a bounciful mornin'
Oh, what a bounciful day
I've got a wonderful feelin'
Everything's bouncin' my way
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Sunday, and I must bump again.
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Old 08-19-2019, 12:10 AM
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Correction:

There's a bright bumping haze on the meadow
There's a bright bumping haze on the meadow
The corn is as high as an elephant's eye
An' it looks like it's bumpin' clear up to the sky

Oh, what a bumpiful mornin'
Oh, what a bumpiful day
I've got a wonderful feelin'
Everything's bumpin' my way
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Old 08-19-2019, 01:26 AM
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Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor bumper, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was bumpin' at some food,
And up through the ground come a bumpin' crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
The kinfolk said "Jed bump away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they bumped up the truck and they moved to Beverly

Hills, that is. Bumpin' pools, movie stars.
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Old 08-19-2019, 01:26 AM
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And another bump.
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Old 08-19-2019, 07:52 AM
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Bump bump bump, another bump bites the dust
Bump bump bump, another bump bites the dust
And another bump gone, and another bump gone
Another bump bites the dust
Hey, he's gonna bump you too
Another bump bites the dust
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Old 08-19-2019, 08:19 AM
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I'm gonna bump that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna bump that man right outa my hair,
I'm gonna bump that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.
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Old 08-19-2019, 08:23 AM
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And now... a drum solo...

Bump bump bump bump bump bump
bada bada bump bump bump bump bump bump
bada bada bump bada bada bump bada bada bump bump bump bump bump bump
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That's some bumpin' there, pilgrim.
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Old 08-19-2019, 10:13 AM
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Bumpers in the night exchanging glances
Wondering in the night
What were the chances we'd be sharing bumps
Before the night was through.

Something in your eyes was so bumping
Something in your smile was so bumping
Something in my heart
Told me I must bump you.

Bumpers in the night
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Old 08-19-2019, 10:34 AM
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a bump.
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Old 08-19-2019, 06:20 PM
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“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she bumps into mine…”
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Old 08-19-2019, 06:52 PM
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Bring me the bump stick of the wicked witch!
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Old 08-19-2019, 07:04 PM
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"Just bump your lips together and blow"
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Old 08-19-2019, 10:24 PM
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"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."
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Old 08-20-2019, 12:45 AM
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Mama always said, bump is as bump does.
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Old 08-20-2019, 01:56 AM
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I love the smell of bumping in the morning.
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Old 08-20-2019, 08:22 AM
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Surely you can't be bumping.
I am bumping. And don't call me Shirley.
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Old 08-20-2019, 08:53 AM
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Sometimes ya just gotta say, what the bump.
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Old 08-20-2019, 09:02 AM
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I've had my fill of bumps this morning.
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Old 08-21-2019, 01:38 AM
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"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, Bump?"
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Old 08-21-2019, 02:36 AM
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Old 08-21-2019, 06:17 AM
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Are you bumping to me? Are you bumping to me? You must be bumping to me, I'm the only one here.
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Old 08-21-2019, 08:32 AM
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I'm gonna bump this thread
Bump it every day
I'm gonna bump this thread
Bump it all the way.
Let's bump, bump, bump, and bump
I'm gonna bump till you pop
I'm gonna bump till you drop
I'm gonna bump this thread
Bump it every day.

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Old 08-21-2019, 08:42 AM
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I'm bumping? Bumping how? How the !@#% am I bumping?
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Old 08-21-2019, 10:09 AM
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I'm all bumped out for today.
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Old 08-21-2019, 11:59 AM
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Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump

(Was that bump gross enough for you?)

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Old 08-21-2019, 12:14 PM
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Please, no more gross bumping jokes.
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Old 08-21-2019, 05:14 PM
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Annie's OCD meds haven't bumped in yet.
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Old 08-21-2019, 11:45 PM
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Bumped to say--nicely played, Annie.
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Old 08-21-2019, 11:49 PM
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Bump it with a trumpet.
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Old 08-22-2019, 12:15 AM
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Bumpin with a tuba!
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Old 08-22-2019, 12:17 AM
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Old 08-22-2019, 12:35 AM
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Bump the brass for some sass.
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