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Old 12-25-2007, 08:41 AM
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What's your favorite "12 Days of Christmas" parody? Post lyrics here!

The 12 Days of Phantom

On the 12th Day of Christmas, The Phantom gave to me:

12 years in Phantom
11 pyrotechnics
10,000 cast changes
9 cameras flashing
8 tone deaf dancers
7 candelabras
6,6,6 a chandelier in pieces
4 fog machines
3 pretty harmonies
2 Christines (and the understudy)
and a sweaty piece of porcelain on his face.

Only post the 12th day cause you know how the Mods are about these things.


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