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Old 01-29-2020, 11:32 PM
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If I made a sock, then I'm very sure I'd be spotted immediately. Or maybe I'm just too familiar with how I write and assume it is distinct. I think it would be sadder if I wasn't spotted immediately. *beep*
Ooof, when I've thought about it, I always imagined I'd be spotted by my parenthesis abuse if I were compelled to become a sock after banning. But now, I imagine a sadder outcome.
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Old 01-30-2020, 02:05 PM
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Like Penn and Teller on Fool Us.

Kind of lame for my 10,000th post, but oh well.
You wasted a milestone on replying to me, certainly you could have done better!
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If I made a sock, then I'm very sure I'd be spotted immediately. Or maybe I'm just too familiar with how I write and assume it is distinct. I think it would be sadder if I wasn't spotted immediately. *beep*
I had a sock on the IMDb boards to mess with the 9/11 Twoofer trolls over there. My sock initially wrote like some poorly educated Midwestern person but that was too much of a hassle.

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Unusually long time to first post.
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You didn't "burn a sock" for that, did you?

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Old 01-31-2020, 07:38 AM
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nm. Wrong forum.

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You didn't "burn a sock" for that, did you?
Is that the term of art? I would have thought “wearing a hole” in a sock fit better.

And no, not a sock.
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They start threads about socks
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Old 01-31-2020, 10:13 AM
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If I made a sock, then I'm very sure I'd be spotted immediately. Or maybe I'm just too familiar with how I write and assume it is distinct. I think it would be sadder if I wasn't spotted immediately. *beep*
I notice you use subject-verb-object construction, which can be spotted a mile away.
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He's just a kindly old moron and not at all a sock, or so I'm told.
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I notice you use subject-verb-object construction, which can be spotted a mile away.
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