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The Stainless Steel Rat · 02-10-2019, 10:14 AM

If you're going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you're going to San Francisco
You're gonna meet some gentle people there

edspellman · 02-10-2019, 10:36 AM

Darlin', give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair, shoulder length or longer
Here, baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hair

backsidejohnny · 11:52 AM

Really busy
Busy, busy
Oh, hairdresser on fire
All around Sloane Square
And you're just so busy
Busy, busy
Busy scissors
Oh, hairdresser on fire

Beckdawrek · 12:00 PM

And the sign said "Longhaired freaky people need not apply"
So I tucked my hair under my hat and went in to ask him why.

edspellman · 02-10-2019, 01:11 PM

I almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It was gettin' kinda long
I could-a said, it was in my way
But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly

kunilou · 02-10-2019, 01:32 PM

Take the ribbon from my hair
Shake it loose and let it fall
Lay it soft upon my skin
Like the shadows on the wall

Leaffan · 02-10-2019, 02:32 PM

The shadow on the wall
Tells me the sun is going down
Oh Ruby
Don't take your love to town

Beckdawrek · 02:47 PM

Countin' flowers on the wall,
It don't bother me at all,.playing solitaire til dawn, with a deck of 51,
Smokin' cigarettes and watching Capt. Kangaroo,
Don't tell me, I've nothing to do...

edspellman · 02-10-2019, 03:41 PM

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

The Stainless Steel Rat · 02-10-2019, 09:46 PM

Well the last time I saw Old Man Emu
He was chasing a female he knew
As he shot past I heard him say
She can't fly but I'm tellin' you, she can run the pants off a kangaroo

Beckdawrek · 02-10-2019, 10:48 PM

Kookaburra sits the old gum tree,
Eating the gumballs he can see,
Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, Kookaburra,
Gay your life must be..

kunilou · 02-10-2019, 11:03 PM

Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singin', Lord, kumbaya
Oh, Lord, kumbaya (oh, Lord, kumbaya)

edspellman · 02-10-2019, 11:17 PM

Tumbala, tumbala, tumbalalaika,
Tumbala, tumbala, tumbalalaika
tumbalalaika, shpiel balalaika
tumbalalaika - freylach zol zayn.

The Stainless Steel Rat · 09:06 AM

I feel the earth move under my feet
I feel the sky tumbling down
I feel my heart start to trembling
Whenever you're around

Dolores Reborn · 02-11-2019, 09:51 AM

This low down bitchin' got my poor feet a itchin',
Don't you know you know the duece is still wild.
Baby, I can't stay, you got to roll me
And call me the tumblin' dice.

Annie-Xmas · 02-11-2019, 09:56 AM

The next day was hanging day, the sky was overcast and black
Big Jim lay covered up, killed by a penknife in the back
And Rosemary on the gallows, she didn't even blink
The hanging judge was sober, he hadn't had a drink
The only person on the scene missing was the Jack of Hearts

Blue Blistering Barnacle · 02-11-2019, 10:25 AM

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while
Think I see my friends coming
Riding a many mile
Friends did you get some silver?
Did you get a little gold?
What did you bring me my dear friends
To keep me from the gallows pole?
What did you bring me to keep me from the gallows pole?

edspellman · 02-11-2019, 11:12 AM

Dang me, dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?

Annie-Xmas · 02-11-2019, 11:28 AM

Yes, willow weep tree
Weeping sympathy
Bend your branches down along the ground and cover me
When the shadows fall, bend over willow and weep for me
Yes

The Stainless Steel Rat · 02-11-2019, 11:38 AM

Oh, bury me beneath the willow
Under the weeping willow tree
So she will know where I am sleeping
And perhaps she'll weep for me.

kunilou · 02-11-2019, 05:24 PM

Are you sleeping, are you sleeping?
Brother John, Brother John?
Morning bells are ringing, morning bells are ringing
Ding ding dong, ding ding dong.

Leaffan · 02-11-2019, 07:24 PM

When I wake up early in the morning
Lift my head, I'm still yawning
When I'm in the middle of a dream
Stay in bed, float up stream (Float up stream)
Please, don't wake me, no, don't shake me
Leave me where I am, I'm only sleeping

Blue Blistering Barnacle · 02-11-2019, 07:40 PM

Wake up, you sleepy head!
Rub your eyes, get out of bed!
Wake up, the wicked witch is dead!
She's gone where the goblins go below, below, below, yo ho!

edspellman · 02-11-2019, 09:47 PM

Down below
Down Below
Sat the devil talking to his son
Who wanted to go
Up above
Up above
He cried, "It's getting too warm for me down here and so
I'm going up on Earth where I can have a little fun
The Devil simply shook his head and answered his son

Stay down here where you belong
The folks who live above you don't know right from wrong

To please their kings they've all gone out to war
And not a one of them knows what he's fighting for

The Stainless Steel Rat · 02-11-2019, 10:06 PM

Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
If you ever want to try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best that's ever been"

Blue Blistering Barnacle · 02-11-2019, 10:11 PM

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch oh, the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch 'cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move, the things that I do oh

edspellman · 02-11-2019, 10:43 PM

I woke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves
When you just don't seem to have as much to lose
Strange how the night moves
With autumn closing in

kunilou · 02-11-2019, 10:48 PM

You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags with the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal

NDP · 02-12-2019, 12:26 AM

I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill
They tell me he was lonely, he's lonely still
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah

Beckdawrek · 02-12-2019, 01:42 AM

Maybe tomorrow,
A new romance,
No-o-o more sorrow,
But that's the chance you've gotta take,
Only the lonely,
Dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah....

The Stainless Steel Rat · 02-12-2019, 11:34 AM

Good morning mister sunshine, you brighten up my day
Come sit beside me in your way

Lonely days, lonely nights
Where would I be without my woman?
Lonely days, lonely nights
Where would I be without my woman?

Dolores Reborn · 02-12-2019, 11:48 AM

Wasted days and wasted nights,
I have left for you behind
For you don't belong to me,
Your heart belongs to someone else

kunilou · 02-12-2019, 12:38 PM

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland

Blue Blistering Barnacle · 02-12-2019, 01:28 PM

And my machine, she's a dud,
out stuck in the mud
somewhere in the swamps of Jersey.

kunilou · 02-12-2019, 04:45 PM

Well our fathers fought the Second World War
Spent their weekends on the Jersey Shore
Met our mothers in the USO
Asked them to dance
Danced with them slow
And we're living here in Allentown

Leaffan · 02-12-2019, 04:59 PM

Father says, "your mother's right, she's really up on things."
"before we married, mommy served in the WACs in the Philippines."
Now, I had heard the WACs recruited old maids for the war.
But mommy isn't one of those, I've known her all these years.

edspellman · 02-12-2019, 10:39 PM

Gee, I wish I was back in the Army
The Army was the place to find romance

Soldiers and WACS
The WACS who dressed in slacks
Dancing cheek to cheek and pants to pants

The Stainless Steel Rat · 02-12-2019, 10:48 PM

They say that in the Army
The coffee's mighty fine
Well, it's good for cuts and bruises,
But it tastes like turpentine!
Oh, I don't want no more of Army life
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!

kunilou · 02-12-2019, 10:53 PM

Last night I went to sleep in Detroit City
I dreamed about them cotton fields of home
I dreamed about my mother, dear old pappy, sister and brother
And I dreamed about the girl who's been waitin' for so long
I want to go home
I want to go home
Oh, how I want to go home

MrKnowItAll · 02-12-2019, 11:04 PM

Hey, it's good to be back home again.
Sometimes this old farm feels like a long lost friend.
Yes, 'n, hey it's good to be back home again.

edspellman · 02-12-2019, 11:34 PM

The old home town looks the same
As I step down from the train
And there to meet me is my Mama and Papa
Down the road I look and there runs Mary
Hair of gold and lips like cherries
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home
Yes, they'll all come to meet me, arms reaching, smiling sweetly
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home

Spoons · 02-13-2019, 01:18 AM

Gimme a head with hair,
Long beautiful hair,
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen ...

Beckdawrek · 02-13-2019, 01:43 AM

I am my hair, I am my hair, I am my hair,
I am my hair, I am hair, (and all the glory that I bear)

Spoons · 02-13-2019, 02:31 AM

I am woman, hear me roar,
In numbers too big to ignore,
And I know too much to go back and pretend.
'Cause I've heard it all before,
And I've been down there on the floor,
No one's ever gonna keep me down again.

Beckdawrek · 02-13-2019, 03:27 AM

I need you, I need you, I need you,
Yeah, I need you right now,
Don't let me, don't let me, don't let me,
Yeah, don't let me down...

Spoons · 02-13-2019, 05:33 AM

Nobody ever loved me like she does,
Oh, she does, yeah, she does.
And if somebody loved me like she do me,
Oh, she do me, yes, she does.

Don't let me down, don't let me down,
Don't let me down, don't let me down.

edspellman · 02-13-2019, 09:51 AM

How do you do what you do to me?
I wish I knew
If I knew how you do it to me
I'd do it to you

How do you do what you do to me?
I'm feeling blue
Wish I knew how you do it to me
But I haven't a clue

Annie-Xmas · 02-13-2019, 09:52 AM

Don't know the reason
Stayed here all season
Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo
But it's a real beauty
A Mexican cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue