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In conclusion, it's best to abandon all hope of joy.
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Old 04-08-2019, 05:34 PM
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"That stuff's only fit for Heffalumps and Woozles."
"You mean Elephants and Weasels."
"That's what I said-Heffalumps and Woozles!"
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Old 04-08-2019, 06:53 PM
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A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel. The Heffalump or woosel is very sly.
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I can stand the sight of worms, and look at microscopic germs, but Technicolor pachyderms are really too much for me.
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Old 04-09-2019, 04:39 PM
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Oh, come on! You know I'd never teach him to mess around with elephants.
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Very well, in that case, the pig is no use to me.
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First we gotta set...the mood.
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Old 04-12-2019, 10:37 AM
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Old 04-12-2019, 11:13 AM
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Okay, boy, let's go. And keep it casual.



...Not that casual.
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Old 04-12-2019, 11:40 AM
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T.J. You're not in elementary school anymore. You're in high school. You've got to learn some self-control.
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Leave her alone! It's her turn! Taking turns is the basic foundation of preschool! The jungle law of daycare is behind us. We have structure! We have rules!
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Why wouldn't you want to do it the easy way?
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Old 04-15-2019, 07:14 PM
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Old 04-16-2019, 03:41 PM
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Old 04-16-2019, 07:27 PM
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Old 04-17-2019, 05:20 PM
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Lucify. That's him. Meany, sneaky. Jump at you. Bite at you!
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I can't help but notice that you seem a little at war with yourself here...
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Old 04-19-2019, 09:18 PM
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"I've always said there's nothing like a good joke."
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That's just the universe making a joke at my expense.
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