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Old 12-01-2019, 03:24 PM
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Fire? So that's what that scoundrel's after.
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Old 12-01-2019, 04:15 PM
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Fire the cannon, Mr. Smee!
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Old 12-01-2019, 06:21 PM
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Wow, Grimsley, that's...really something.
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Old 12-02-2019, 09:30 AM
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The angle of the trajectory multiplied by the square root of an isosceles triangle...[mumbling]...dividing Guttermeg's principle of opposing forces in motion [more mumbling] and adjusting for the difference in equilibrium... Dawson, at the exact moment I tell you, we must release the triggering mechanism! Get ready, Dawson, steady... now!
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Old 12-02-2019, 08:22 PM
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I felt so confident going into that sentence.
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Old 12-03-2019, 10:43 AM
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Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it.
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Old 12-03-2019, 04:57 PM
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I'm not a princess. I'm a waitress.
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Old 12-03-2019, 05:56 PM
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If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess.
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Old 12-04-2019, 07:53 PM
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These are our three best horses: Princess, Buttercup, and Psycho.
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Old 12-05-2019, 08:40 AM
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And who's the funky looking donkey over there?
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Old 12-06-2019, 04:27 PM
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Dinosaur sounds cooler.
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Old 12-07-2019, 09:09 AM
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A dragon! A dragon! I swear I saw a dragon.
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Old 12-08-2019, 07:58 AM
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They love me cause I do it with a flair!
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Old 12-08-2019, 10:25 AM
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There's the signal!
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Old 12-08-2019, 07:07 PM
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Now, jump!
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Old 12-08-2019, 07:49 PM
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All I gotta do is jump!
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Old 12-08-2019, 09:42 PM
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No! Forget it! How do you say "No way I'm doing this!" in Crazy?
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Old 12-09-2019, 01:04 PM
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[Donald Duck squawking madly]
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Old 12-10-2019, 05:20 PM
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"Duck!" (Everyone ducks.) "No, there's a duck!"
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Old 12-10-2019, 05:21 PM
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M-o-u-s-e
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Old 12-11-2019, 01:40 AM
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I'll tell you one thing, Doc: He weren't no rabbit.
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Old 12-11-2019, 09:17 AM
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"Eating greens is a special treat, It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat." I made that last part up myself.
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Old 12-11-2019, 05:25 PM
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Just a taste. A small lick I should think.
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Old 12-13-2019, 06:57 AM
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Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
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Old 12-13-2019, 05:53 PM
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You don't have to bake five hundred cupcakes to be involved with your kids' lives.
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Old 12-14-2019, 09:33 PM
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Let's go fly a kite!
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Old 12-15-2019, 02:14 PM
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I've had my adventure. I don't need something new.
I'm afraid of what I'm risking if I follow you!
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Old 12-17-2019, 10:43 AM
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But follow me. I-I do have something even more impressive over there... my brand new... Blenderinator! Spelling doom for even the toughest of apples! (turns on blender) Bow down to me, Granny Smith!
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Old 12-17-2019, 10:55 AM
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Apple core!
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Who's your friend?
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Old 12-17-2019, 04:32 PM
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Feed the birds. Tuppence a bag.
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Old 12-17-2019, 09:28 PM
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Still, half a sixpence
Is better than half a penny
Is better than half a farthing
Is better than none
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Old 12-19-2019, 04:49 PM
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I've done more with less.
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Old 12-19-2019, 05:08 PM
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Aw, that's mighty thoughty of ye, widow woman. The family that saves together, pays together.
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Old 12-20-2019, 04:22 PM
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I'm paying for that limo.
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Old 12-20-2019, 06:49 PM
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Whoa, sweet limo! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do tomorrow!
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Old 12-21-2019, 10:05 AM
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You're not takin' me to downtown Toontown?
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Old 12-21-2019, 05:02 PM
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Oh, I get it. Very funny. Let's all play a joke.
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Old 12-21-2019, 07:44 PM
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Oh, poor miserable Gurgi deserves fierce smackings and whackings on his poor, tender head. Always left with no munchings and crunchings
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Old 12-22-2019, 04:08 PM
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Nobody touches the hair!
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Old 12-22-2019, 05:03 PM
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Her hair actually glows. Why does her hair glow!?
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Old 12-24-2019, 06:14 PM
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One thing I know about weirdness is that it's dangerous!
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Old 12-25-2019, 08:26 AM
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Old 12-26-2019, 06:32 PM
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Adventure is the very blood within your veins!
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Old 12-26-2019, 07:12 PM
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Oh no! The Phantom Blot!
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Old 12-28-2019, 01:51 PM
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Fear keeps you sharp.
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Old 12-29-2019, 10:18 AM
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Bring it on.
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Old 12-29-2019, 07:15 PM
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I claim the right of challenge!
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Old 12-30-2019, 12:06 PM
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I am Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney! And don't stick your tongue out at me, kid.
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Old 12-30-2019, 04:33 PM
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You know Ferb, it's strange how we wave our hands when we say goodbye. It seems so arbitrary. Why don't people jump up and down or stick out their tongues, or slap their thighs?
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Now it's time to say "good-bye" to all our company.
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