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Think of the Queen?
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I believe it is "Think of England."
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I believe it is "Think of England."
Well, that sounds less attractive.
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A totally, completely unknown bacteria being introduced isn't going to be 'incompatible' with our biology. It will be incompatible with our immune system, which has never seen anything like it.
A microbe from another planet isn't going to be a "bacteria", though. It might not even be carbon-based. It likely wouldn't recognize us meat-people as potential food.

Sure, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to snort cultured Mars-laria, but that's because our immune systems would probably recognize it as foreign and attack it. I mean, some people's immune systems attack peanut proteins. Doesn't make peanuts infectious.
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Never been anti-death ray. And how do you know I don't have a couple stashed away for just such an occasion?

More importantly, considering it's Valentine's Day, I personally wouldn't mind a little anal probing.




Okay, a lot of anal probing.
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Bone linked to it in post #4 when he moved the thread out of GD.
That's good, but it was a suggestion for the OP. Or to anybody who parodies a thread without referencing it.
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A microbe from another planet isn't going to be a "bacteria", though. It might not even be carbon-based. It likely wouldn't recognize us meat-people as potential food.

Sure, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to snort cultured Mars-laria, but that's because our immune systems would probably recognize it as foreign and attack it. I mean, some people's immune systems attack peanut proteins. Doesn't make peanuts infectious.
I just have to point out that "mars-laria" is a quality joke. In that vein, I submit "mars-sars"
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Then I would send out a team of four rookies who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn to deal with the threat.

I see one small but crucial flaw in this plan : there's no save scumming IRL. Wait, second crucial flaw of the rookie team plan : IRL, it is possible to miss with grenades.
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How to cook four Humans.
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