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Alright. You're King. Now what? You can crash on my couch while your palace is being built.
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Old 08-11-2019, 03:12 AM
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Or debate that I'm not the King. However, you're going to have to prove me wrong.
The USA has a written constitution spelling out the organization of its government. Nowhere does that constitution mention monarchy or a king, using those or any synonymous terms. You've been proven wrong.
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Old 08-11-2019, 05:25 AM
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Old 08-11-2019, 05:33 AM
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Is this a real "debate" thread? Maybe it's more like mundane stuff?

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Old 08-11-2019, 06:52 AM
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Boy, your banning really cost you a lot of your territory--the next-to-last time you were banned, you were King of the Americas! (The last time you were banned, you were Deathbecomes.)
How's your magic wand working for you?
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Old 08-11-2019, 07:10 AM
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Old 08-11-2019, 07:14 AM
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Actually, he doesn't appear to be the same person as the late King of the Americas.
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Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again.
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That's what it's all about!
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Old 08-11-2019, 10:25 AM
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And I'll be the Earl of Duke.
If I become the Duke of Duke do I outrank you?
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Old 08-11-2019, 12:25 PM
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The first King was George Washington. He added the word Equity to the constitution, which refers to a King [0].

The famous Signing of the Constitution painting shows George Washington in camo, labelled King [1].

My initials are on the new penny. BJM. [2]

I've made my family tree public on Ancestry.com [3]. You can download my gedcom file here [4].

I've been made aware that I have a problem: no one knows about me.

Sign this petition to force Trump to recognize me!

Or debate that I'm not the King. However, you're going to have to prove me wrong. This is not a drill. I need your help. Help me prove it and make it real!

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[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equity_(law)
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scene_..._United_States
[2] https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...e_Cent_Rev.png
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If you are the true and rightful king, does that mean you are claiming suzerainty, meaning personal ownership, of all who fall within your vassalage? Cool by me, but let me know which properties you're going to seize to pay off the national debt. No offence, but if you go up against the oligarchs, I'm betting you have a short reign.
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Old 08-11-2019, 12:44 PM
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Sorry, Elvis Presley is already King of the USA. He's ruling from a secret bunker inside Cheyenne Mountain.
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Old 08-11-2019, 01:09 PM
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Double post, sorry.

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Sorry, Elvis Presley is already King of the USA. He's ruling from a secret bunker inside Cheyenne Mountain.
Not quite. He travels the country in secret, putting right what once went wrong and hoping his next leap will be the leap home.

Speaking a member in good standing of The College Of Etheric Sciences (nee The Sons Of Ether), I say I bow to one king alone. And he wears blue suede shoes.
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If I become the Duke of Duke do I outrank you?
Just don't be Duke and Duke. They lost everything playing the market, including their seat on the exchange.
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Old 08-11-2019, 05:19 PM
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Just don't be Duke and Duke. They lost everything playing the market, including their seat on the exchange.
And in a later movie, they meet a prince. It all fits together!
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Old 08-11-2019, 05:22 PM
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And if John Wayne were one of their employees and also held that title then The Duke, The Duke of Duke, with Duke and Duke.
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And if John Wayne were one of their employees and also held that title then The Duke, The Duke of Duke, with Duke and Duke.
Useless trivia: Wayne got his nickname from...his dog.

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Old 08-11-2019, 06:42 PM
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And in a later movie, they meet a prince. It all fits together!
Which is getting...a Sequel! A return to the throne, if you will.
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Bo and Luke? Or Coy and Vance?
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Alright guys I'll up the ante. PS: This thread is going down in history. Might want to upgrade the servers... although I'm not sure how long this will take.

I missed some of the leads in this painting, commissioned by Congress to celebrate the 150th anniversary of the signing of the Constitution.

The painting features George Washington, number 1. Below him is Daniel Jennifer, number 20. Daniel Jennifer is wearing camo and is the profile of George Washington. The chair is situated as a crown above his head. The number 20 and the number 1 are right next to each other, adding them gives 21 which is Rufus King. This points to a king somewhere in the scene.

Daniel Jennifer is looking towards Ben Franklin, number 2, sitting center scene, looking right at you. Above him is William Jackson, number 40, holding up four fingers as a crown above Ben Franklin's head.

40 + 2 = 42.

42 / 2 = 21. Ben Franklin was the first King of the USA.

Ben Franklin is featured on the $100 bill. General Winfield Scott was featured on the 1861 $100 bill. Winfield Scott led the Trail of Tears. My 3rd great grandfather Lawson Mingus served with Winfield Scott on the Trail of Tears. He named his son, my 2nd grandfather, Winfield Scott Mingus, who I presume to have been the King. And rather dapper: https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/...d-scott-mingus

I have more. You're going to love it. Ben Franklin is the spitting image of Jeremy Bentham. This is not a coincidence: the Eye of Providence represents the Panopticon.

I'm not sure I can crack this on my own.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ted_States.jpg

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Old 08-11-2019, 09:54 PM
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Alright guys I'll up the ante. PS: This thread is going down in history. Might want to upgrade the servers... although I'm not sure how long this will take.

I missed some of the leads in this painting, commissioned by Congress to celebrate the 150th anniversary of the signing of the Constitution.

The painting features George Washington, number 1. Below him is Daniel Jennifer, number 20. Daniel Jennifer is wearing camo and is the profile of George Washington. The chair is situated as a crown above his head. The number 20 and the number 1 are right next to each other, adding them gives 21 which is Rufus King. This points to a king somewhere in the scene.

Daniel Jennifer is looking towards Ben Franklin, number 2, sitting center scene, looking right at you. Above him is William Jackson, number 40, holding up four fingers as a crown above Ben Franklin's head.

40 + 2 = 42.

42 / 2 = 21. Ben Franklin was the first King of the USA.

Ben Franklin is featured on the $100 bill. General Winfield Scott was featured on the 1861 $100 bill. Winfield Scott led the Trail of Tears. My 3rd great grandfather Lawson Mingus served with Winfield Scott on the Trail of Tears. He named his son, my 2nd grandfather, Winfield Scott Mingus, who I presume to have been the King. And rather dapper: https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/...d-scott-mingus

I have more. You're going to love it. Ben Franklin is the spitting image of Jeremy Bentham. This is not a coincidence: the Eye of Providence represents the Panopticon.

I'm not sure I can crack this on my own.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ted_States.jpg
That's your idea of camo?
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Old 08-11-2019, 09:57 PM
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42 / 2 = 21. Ben Franklin was the first King of the USA.
So you were wrong when you said that George Washington was the first King.

We're getting close to agreement - you think you were wrong about one part of your original post, I think you were wrong about all of it.
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