Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #501  
Old 08-18-2017, 06:37 PM
panache45 panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 39,811
Leonard: Is this the high-IQ sperm bank?
Althea: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.
  #502  
Old 08-18-2017, 07:03 PM
RivkahChaya RivkahChaya is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 9,557
On my paper, not yours, you punk-ass elf!
  #503  
Old 08-19-2017, 03:22 AM
Brooky Brooky is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: Newcastle, California
Posts: 1,910
Do you have any single Grandmother's?

No, they are both married.

Happily ?~~~~
  #504  
Old 08-24-2017, 08:58 AM
panache45 panache45 is online now
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: NE Ohio (the 'burbs)
Posts: 39,811
There's no guarantee that our sperm's going to generate high-IQ offspring. Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers.
  #505  
Old 09-04-2017, 11:55 AM
Brooky Brooky is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Aug 2016
Location: Newcastle, California
Posts: 1,910
Not my guy, I caught him looking at my rack! It felt so good knowing someone was wondering what's under this cardigan~~~~~~~~~Well, another cardigan.
  #506  
Old 12-03-2017, 05:47 PM
RivkahChaya RivkahChaya is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 9,557
Spelling is a sober person's game.
  #507  
Old 12-07-2017, 08:45 AM
Annie-Xmas Annie-Xmas is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 47,739
Howard (singing): We will, we will percussive shock you.

Howard and Raj (singing): We will, we will percussive shock you.

Sheldon (singing): Buddy you’re a boy, make a big noise playin’ in the street, gonna be a big man someday. You got mud on your face, you big disgrace, kickin’ your can all over the place.

I have an eidetic memory. Sometimes it’s a curse.
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:55 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.

Send questions for Cecil Adams to: cecil@straightdope.com

Send comments about this website to: webmaster@straightdope.com

Terms of Use / Privacy Policy

Advertise on the Straight Dope!
(Your direct line to thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks.)

Copyright 2018 STM Reader, LLC.

 
Copyright © 2017