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Can we get back to the donuts?
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We were in a cabin by the beach, and one morning we saw those white and grey flying garbage hounds pecking around, so we put a piece of bready kosher donut out on the picnic table. One came over to snarf it up and then stood there looking around to see if more would be coming, looking like a real dork with a big old wad of cream cheese stuck on the side of its beak. I think the bird may have been one of those bay gulls.
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I haven't read the thread, but it's about dead now, isn't it?
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Someone should make a poster of that, so that it might be the last poster of the thread.
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This seems to happen to me a lot, so I did some data mining just now. Looking at all non-Sticky threads from GQ, GD, Elections, Cafe Society, Game Room, IMHO, Mundane, and Pit which were last bumped between June 16 and June 30, Dopers with five or more kills are:
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Old 09-12-2018, 10:19 PM
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The thread on life support yet? I call night watch!
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no, no life support needed, this thread is going to run over a hundred pages (200 for you people who are still on 50 posts/page) before the mods sit up and take notice
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Getting back to the donuts, it been years since we had a Dunkin' Donuts in this area. I miss me some of those ones packed full of that creamy frosting. I'd ask someone to send me a care package but they'd be stale by the time they got here.
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'Tain't dead yet. 'Tain't even wounded too bad, really.
I am so happy we've had a professional opinion. I feel so much better.
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That's it! I'm not coming back to this thread for nothing! I'm done! Finito!
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Hey, Burpo, I might buy donuts.
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You know what would be funny? If this thread just kept going, and going, and going...


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I am so happy we've had a professional opinion. I feel so much better.
Uh oh, the pulse is getting thready...
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