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You know, whoever does get the last post in this thread will have a pretty hollow victory - they won't be able to come back here to brag for fear of opening it up to more responses. Kind of like the priest who skipped mass one Sunday to play golf, got his first ever hole in one and couldn't tell anyone.
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Old 09-21-2018, 04:51 PM
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You know, whoever does get the last post in this thread will have a pretty hollow victory - they won't be able to come back here to brag for fear of opening it up to more responses. Kind of like the priest who skipped mass one Sunday to play golf, got his first ever hole in one and couldn't tell anyone.
Not only that, he got struck by lightning and Bill Murray just left him out there on the green, in the rain.

Uh, I mean, So long, suckers! Kiss my curvy butt goodbye! Auf Wiedersehen! Splitsville!
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Not only that, he got struck by lightning and Bill Murray just left him out there on the green, in the rain.

Uh, I mean, So long, suckers! Kiss my curvy butt goodbye! Auf Wiedersehen! Splitsville!
Not that I've done much, rather, any, research, but aren't mutt butts more angular than curvy?


-G0sp3l, noted curvy butt lover.
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Old 09-21-2018, 06:35 PM
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Mutt-butts have tails.


The End.
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Old 09-24-2018, 03:31 PM
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Mutt-butts have tails.


The End.
Your location is So. Ark. and you haven't seen mutt-butts sans tails? That So. must not stand for South!
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Old 09-24-2018, 04:43 PM
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They still have a stump. My Yorkies tail is very short, so she wags her whole back half when she does the happy dog dance. I am in Southernest most Arkansas that you can get before you get to Louisiana.
What else can So. Stand for?
Significant other
Stupid old ( might work)
Stinky oaf
Sweet oil
Standard oil
Sickly one
Slithering Owl
Slumming oldster

You tell me.


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Spontaneous Onanism.
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They still have a stump. My Yorkies tail is very short, so she wags her whole back half when she does the happy dog dance. I am in Southernest most Arkansas that you can get before you get to Louisiana.
What else can So. Stand for?
Significant other
Stupid old ( might work)
Stinky oaf
Sweet oil
Standard oil
Sickly one
Slithering Owl
Slumming oldster

You tell me.

There's a SOARK sportswear joint in Kansas, somewhere.
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In this case, Stereotypes Only, cuz ain't it a suthern thang ta crop dawgs tayuls?
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Old 09-24-2018, 07:28 PM
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Old 09-24-2018, 07:53 PM
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I have never docked a dogs tail on purpose, there was that one weird door incident, nm.
No. I don't think tail docking is a 'suthern' thang, at all.
Bless your little heart, you're mistaken.
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Old 09-24-2018, 07:56 PM
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Spontaneous Onanism.
Is that similar to Screeching Ono-ism?
ETA I googled, ewwww.

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There are some things you were just not meant to see.

And you can see them all on the Internet.
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Old 09-25-2018, 10:51 AM
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and I'm not visiting any of them. I googled the Indonesian tree man a few years ago and I still get the willies every time I think about it. :shudder:
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Old 09-25-2018, 01:30 PM
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This thread is still going on? I thought for sure it would have died days ago.
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Old 09-25-2018, 01:32 PM
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Old 09-25-2018, 01:35 PM
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That's what SHE said!
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Old 09-25-2018, 01:44 PM
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and I'm not visiting any of them. I googled the Indonesian tree man a few years ago and I still get the willies every time I think about it. :shudder:
I know. OMG, the tree man. Creeped me right out the back door.
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Old 09-26-2018, 07:36 AM
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Huh, my tree man ain't gorgeous but he ain't hideous either. He did a good job on that 100' tall 100' pine - nothing left now but a pile of chips. Speaking of which, when are we going to Vegas?
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This thread is still going on? I thought for sure it would have died days ago.
It has caretakers.
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Old 09-28-2018, 11:10 PM
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Old 09-28-2018, 11:37 PM
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I was leaving, but thought I better stay. Y'all can't be trusted.
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Old 09-29-2018, 05:38 PM
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Trust no one.

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Old 09-30-2018, 06:04 PM
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Old 09-30-2018, 07:31 PM
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Well, someone could write book in the vein of 'James and the Giant Peach'.
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Old 10-01-2018, 07:44 PM
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No, no you're still here. Pinch yourself and see if that helps.
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Old 10-01-2018, 08:46 PM
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Just tickled a little. That's all.
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Old 10-02-2018, 08:34 AM
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Maybe you'd like a nice big (although not as large as the Earth) bowl of blueberries?
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I won't win the honor for this one, but I have three threads within the last two weeks where I am the last poster. I killed them!
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Listen!

Can you hear that?

(I'm not dead, yet.)
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Old 10-02-2018, 10:52 AM
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Could I get a second opinion?
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Old 10-02-2018, 11:43 AM
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I won't win the honor for this one, but I have three threads within the last two weeks where I am the last poster. I killed them!
Which three?

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.... Hey guys, when you're done will someone let me know that it's time for me to make the last, post? Kthanx.
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Old 10-02-2018, 07:09 PM
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No. Must be prescient to win. Or is it prosciutto? I forget. Either way, no.
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And no defenestrations, please.
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Nope. I am the biggest loser here.

Oh, wait....
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Could I get a second opinion?
Your nose smells funny.
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I'll have you know my nose smells just fine.
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How would you know, you can't smell your own nose. We all nose. Knows. Knew. New. Gnu. Whatever.
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And no defenestrations, please.
Too late for that: the window of opportunity has closed.
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Old 10-04-2018, 01:17 PM
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But the door is always open.
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Not when I slam it shut. It stays closed. I will close this thread.
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Old 10-04-2018, 01:48 PM
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Not when I slam it shut. It stays closed. I will close this thread.
Good job! I commend your ability to close threads.
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I, for one, am not convinced it worked.
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