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Then you'll begin
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To make it better
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Better better better better better, ah!

(Can we skip the endless "na-na-nas" from here on?)
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Yeah, you know you can make it, Jude
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Not sure where to go from here. It's pretty much you and me, Panache. So, we might as well deal.

If I was to say to you, "It was an early morning barroom, and the place just opened up," how would you respond?
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And the little man come in so fast
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And it started at his cups
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And the broad who served the whiskey
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She was a big old friendly girl
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And she tried to fight her empty nights
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By smilin' at the world
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And she said "Hey Bub, It's been awhile,
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Since you been around,
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Where the hell you been hiding?
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And why you look so down?
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But the little man just sat there like he'd never heard a sound.
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The waitress she gave out with a cough,
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And acting not the least put off,
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She said, "I don't want to bother you.
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