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Old 10-08-2019, 10:34 PM
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"Close to the western summit [of Mount Kilimanjaro] there is the dried and frozen carcass of a turkey. No one has explained what the turkey was seeking at that altitude."
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Old 10-09-2019, 08:29 AM
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This turkey tried to cross the road while looking up in the rain, and proceeded to get hit by a car and drown.
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