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When I was in highschool I was privy to a group boys, talking about renting 'Barbarella' with Jane Fonda. I thought at the time; what a bunch of perves. I never saw it until I was an adult. I think on TCM. I say, I now understand why teen boys would like that movie.
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My choice was An American Werewolf In London for Jenny Agutter. "You can watch telly while I take a shower.
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Old 10-03-2019, 09:31 PM
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit.


Oh, no. Don't even try to dare and pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.
Along those same lines, I'll toss in "Evil Toons". Yes, it did feature some porn actresses, mostly because thay had no qualms about nudity and were probably cheap to get.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099524...2?ref_=nv_sr_2
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Old 10-03-2019, 10:47 PM
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Old 10-04-2019, 01:48 AM
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Oh, definitely!
Oh, this cracked me up. IIRC you & I come from opposite demographics in many ways, so the fact that you were the first to chime in agreeing with me was sort of touching.

(But seriously. That hair dryer scene. That lazy drawl and lazier smile, holding up the hair dryer and miming a gun.)
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Old 10-04-2019, 04:01 AM
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Funny thread.

Somebody already said Bring It On, so I will go with the other obvious 90's movie that could easily fall into this category - American Pie.
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Old 10-04-2019, 05:28 AM
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Elizabeth Banks looked good hamming it up in curvy green armor.
I didn't realize Elizabeth Banks was involved. Now I'm interested...

My wife was very hot under the collar for Y Tu Mama Tambien. I can't even feel jealous about Gael Garcia Bernal, you have to know when you're beaten.
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Old 10-04-2019, 05:56 AM
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Uh ... though perhaps not as much as you do.

My tastes are so tame that I'm afraid to name a movie. One that comes to mind is the opening scene of Bye Bye Birdie! Imagine the effect Ann-Margret might have on a 13-year old boy!
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Old Yeller, huh?
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The original About Last Night, with Demi Moore

Columbiana with Zoe Saldana
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No Way Out, with Sean Young's topless scenes.

I'd just fast-forward past all of Kevin Costner's. Waste of time.
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I will confess that, as a teenager, I legit burned a VHS groove into one scene from The Name Of The Rose. You know the one. Yeahyeahyeah, the monk did it, OKcool, can we get back to the nameless girl with the magnificent tatas kindasorta raping Christian Slater now ?

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Old 10-04-2019, 10:54 AM
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Female point of view here.

The Song Remains the Same.

I was fifteen when I first saw it. I knew I felt funny, but wasn't sure why. It is, of course, because Robert Plant is just walking sex in that movie, and it still works for me.
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The original About Last Night, with Demi Moore
Blame It on Rio was hotter.

Lousy movie, but still hotter.
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Paradise, (1982) with Phoebe Cates

Private School, (1983) with Phoebe Cates and Betsy Russell.
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That movie Sophie Loren was in.
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The Millionaires? (photo probably NSFW).
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The oddball Bond flick "Never Say Never Again" had a scene where Barbara Carrera strips just before she and Bond waste some time aboard a dive boat.

Not even R rated, as you'd expect, but some cuts of the scene show a bit more than you'd normally see in a Bond movie.
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You say that as a joke, but Amy Jo Johnson wore the hell out of those pink shorts.
For me it was more the crop tops and belly shirts, combined with her gymnast stuff, both showing off her physique. I had such a crush on AJJ in the day, and she's still gorgeous.

As such, I guess I offer Suzie Q, particularly the scene where she tears off her dress. For young me, that was pretty hot.

I'm still struggling to think of something that seems hot to me today that hasn't already been mentioned.

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The Millionaires? (photo probably NSFW).
ALL of them! Just because she was freakin' Sophia Loren.
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I'm sure I'm not alone in finding Salma Hayek's scene in 'From Dusk till Dawn' extraordinarily erotic.
She also has a nice stripper scene in Dogma.


Pretty much most Jessica Biel films. Although I just watch them for the subtle way she inhabits every character she plays, whether it's a sexy rebellious teenage minor league baseball star's girlfriend in a bikini, sexy Air Force pilot in a bikini, or Adam Sandler pretending to be gay's lawyer striping down to her underwear.
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Recycled from an old discussion on another board about Vidal/Guccione's Caligula, which I recently had occasion to reread. It was being debated what it would take for porn/erotica to cross the line into the mainstream, and someone opined that there's no crossing the gulf between a movie you masturbate to and one you don't. To which someone else claimed that's not necessarily the most reliable rule of thumb.

So can anyone name some possible examples?
Bridget Jones Diary (the vacuuming-in-her-undies scene)

Little Miss Sunshine (sorry but I had to)

The Iron Lady (William F. Buckley would have gone through a can of Crisco on that one)
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Pretty much most Jessica Biel films. Although I just watch them for the subtle way she inhabits every character she plays, whether it's a sexy rebellious teenage minor league baseball star's girlfriend in a bikini, sexy Air Force pilot in a bikini, or Adam Sandler pretending to be gay's lawyer striping down to her underwear.
Is there a difference between Jennifer Beal and Jessica Biel? Have they ever been seen in the same room together?
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My choice was An American Werewolf In London for Jenny Agutter. "You can watch telly while I take a shower.
I'm going to second Jenny Agutter here, but for Logan's Run.
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I will confess that, as a teenager, I legit burned a VHS groove into one scene from The Name Of The Rose. You know the one. Yeahyeahyeah, the monk did it, OKcool, can we get back to the nameless girl with the magnificent tatas kindasorta raping Christian Slater now ?
Well, since you already said the movie I came in to post, the most recent movie I've watched with a scene I really er like to watch is Monsters Ball
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^^I've seen it Darren, mostly a snoozer to me...mostly, Allyssa Milano never really did it for me though.

(Judith Light when I was a kid though....)
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I'm going to second Jenny Agutter here, but for Logan's Run.
That outfit she was wearing through the majority of the film was quite slinky. And of course the "Love Shop" scene.

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I'm 59. We had to take our masturbatory material where we could find it, not like kids today with their instant access to Tube sites. (grumble)

My best discovery was a copy of the previous year's Sweet's Files that I got from an architecture firm. This was an encyclopedia size set of catalogs for building materials. Doesn't sound like it would yield much, but the "Sauna" section featured some of the most remarkable photography of beautiful naked women lying on redwood planks, drenched in sweat with blissful expressions on their faces.
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Without reading the rest of the thread I'll chip in Excalibur.
I'll see your Excalibur and raise you Flesh and Blood.

Full-frontal Jennifer Jason Leigh, yeah!
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That outfit she was wearing through the majority of the film was quite slinky.
Like Marilyn Monroe's in Some Like It Hot?
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While we're on medieval-ish movies, there is Hearts and Armour, with Tanya Roberts and Barbara de Rossi.
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Hang on, Iíll see if I can find you some pix of Leo McKern in ladiesí clothing.
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I'll see that and raise you the dance from Six Days and Seven Nights

(couldnt find full , but that preview gives you a pretty good idea)
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That movie Sophie Loren was in.
ANY movie that Sophia Loren was in. Or Brigitte Bardot, before she aged badly. For white a while she has had a face that looked that looks likes an old leather couch.

Pity.
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I remember one guy writing (to Playboy? I don't recall) about how he was turned off by most porn, and what really did it for him were nude scenes like the opening scenes of the original Carrie.
Edie McClurg was in that scene. She talked about it in a radio interview. She noticed they were filming her part in slo-mo. So, she shook her hair as the camera passed, and she really stood out.
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OMG the ending.
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